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Thread: POFO Anything Goes Thread. ((Warning do not enter if you can't handle fire))

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    Last New Years Eve I got found face down in a puddle of milk and cereal at the kitchen table the next morning by my parents. They didnt see the humor at first, but after a few months they came around.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Locke View Post
    So because the DUI rate is so high here in Albuquerque, the city offers free cab rides every night from 9 pm until last call. Nina and I decided that we should take advantage and spend New Years Eve bar-hopping since we had never done it before. Never again. I got tossed out of a bar because some douchebag grabbed my wife, and I pushed him when he wouldn't let go and leave. Apparently the bouncer only saw the last part and wouldn't listen to me when I tried to explain. The people we went to meet ended up bouncing early and left us by ourselves. So we run into this girl who took one of my classes a few semesters back. After the bars start closing down, we get invited to an after party at her place, so we go. I then proceed to drink more Jaeger than any one person ever should. When I wake up, Nina and I are in the girl's bed with her, and I'm spooning a German Shepard. There wasn't any funny business, but apparently in the middle of the night Nina forgot where we were and stripped down to her underwear like she does when we sleep at home. So of course now everyone thinks we had a menage a tois with this 24 year old. I have no memory of how we ended up in her bed, I'm missing a sock and my belt, and I'm STILL getting random texts asking what happened. This is why the only New Years parties we go to in the future are at someone's house. I'm getting too old for this ****...
    Geez. Call that lucky.

    I would say tell everybody "yes we had a threesome". But in your case it may be troublesome. It wasn't really a threesome but a 4-some. Maybe you were to obnoxious for your wife and the girl and they got you the dog to play with while them two amused themselves.

    Up to the dog part I would have said "you are my hero."

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    It's only gay if the dick ends up in you, don't be scared.
    Also cant make eye contact.

    Not worth the risk in my opinion.
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    its all right, Im a rice dick apparently.
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    The comedian Artie Lange told a story once where he was part of an orgy. He was laying down while the women was blowing him and some dude he didn't know was banging her from behind. Dude had his climax and ended up busting a nut all over the girls back and some of it got on Artie's chest. Howard Stern and crew busted his balls over it bad. Here's a clip

    [youtube]RZEndU7xTo4[/youtube]





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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    Last New Years Eve I got found face down in a puddle of milk and cereal at the kitchen table the next morning by my parents. They didnt see the humor at first, but after a few months they came around.
    I had forgotten you told me about this hahaaaa. Classic.
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    Light weight candy assed weekend warriors can't hold their liquor...except by the ears....


    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
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    Hey Locke...somebody took a pic....gotta watch what ya do when youre drunk buddy.......for shame

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoFinz View Post
    Hey Locke...somebody took a pic....gotta watch what ya do when youre drunk buddy.......for shame


    If I could take your pain and frame it, and hang it on my wall,
    maybe you would never have to hurt again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoFinz View Post
    Hey Locke...somebody took a pic....gotta watch what ya do when youre drunk buddy.......for shame

    That's pretty funny.
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