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    Quote Originally Posted by MoFinz View Post
    You had coitus with a corgi?


    New Years day, my wife and I woke up in bed with a former student of mine, and her dog. No funny business happened. From what I'm told, she and my wife bonded over their mutual intoxication, and she insisted on her sleeping in a bed instead of on a couch. How I ended up in there spooning a german shepard remains a mystery. Apparently drunk Locke has some cajones, though. Sober me would never wander into a bedroom with 2 drunk girls without explicit permission from the wife, even if the wife was one of them...

    If I could take your pain and frame it, and hang it on my wall,
    maybe you would never have to hurt again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Locke View Post
    Also, as a rule, I'd suggest not getting drunk and telling a lady you're involved with to clean the sand out of her vag because it's making her grumpy. I don't think I've ever seen Nina that mad. She STILL brings it up occasionally...
    why wouldnt i bring up the only time youve acted like a misoginistic *******? thats what made me so mad. you never say anything like that. and ill stop bringing it up when you finally make up for it. i think your about 10 years away from that.

    does zesty still post? everyone looks different from when i was poking around a few years ago. hopefully those jerks who kept saying stuff simply to piss me off are gone.

    and boys, spesh is right. we just want to vent at you. we get our advice from our girlfriends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassiopeia View Post
    why wouldnt i bring up the only time youve acted like a misoginistic *******? thats what made me so mad. you never say anything like that. and ill stop bringing it up when you finally make up for it. i think your about 10 years away from that.

    does zesty still post? everyone looks different from when i was poking around a few years ago. hopefully those jerks who kept saying stuff simply to piss me off are gone.

    and boys, spesh is right. we just want to vent at you. we get our advice from our girlfriends.
    You arent going to make Locke leave the interwebz now that youve found him like WeVie's wife did, right?

    BTW, if you can only recall one time where your husband has ever said something misogynistic, you did well and have a keeper




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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    You arent going to make Locke leave the interwebz now that youve found him like WeVie's wife did, right?

    BTW, if you can only recall one time where your husband has ever said something misogynistic, you did well and have a keeper
    lol locke told me about that. im thinking that there were bigger issues than posting on a message board. a football message board is going to be a boys club. she should have known there would be things she didnt want to see. and as long as locke keeps the sandy vagina comments to himself i don't care what he does. but he wont be posting if he says something like that again because ill smash his laptop over his head.
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    Screw this I want to hear about you, Locke, that girl, and the dog.





    "Politics is the Art of Looking for Trouble, Finding it Everywhere, Diagnosing it Incorrectly, and Applying the Wrong Remedies"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassiopeia View Post
    lol locke told me about that. im thinking that there were bigger issues than posting on a message board. a football message board is going to be a boys club. she should have known there would be things she didnt want to see. and as long as locke keeps the sandy vagina comments to himself i don't care what he does. but he wont be posting if he says something like that again because ill smash his laptop over his head.
    Proving once and for all that there is definitely not any sand in your vag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWalrus View Post
    Proving once and for all that there is definitely not any sand in your vag.
    LOL ok maybe that didnt help my case. but i think im a pretty easy going girl. just dont like sexist bull****. i can take jokes. he just wasnt joking when he said it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dolphins9954 View Post
    Screw this I want to hear about you, Locke, that girl, and the dog.
    lol not much to add to what locke already said. i remember talking with the girl who invited us over, we drank a lot, i got tired and she told me to sleep on her bed. i woke up next to the girl and locke was next to me holding a big dog like he was supposed to be holding me. he'll never admit it but he was grumpy as hell. hes kind of a pretty boy and i think being covered in dog hair bugged him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassiopeia View Post
    lol not much to add to what locke already said. i remember talking with the girl who invited us over, we drank a lot, i got tired and she told me to sleep on her bed. i woke up next to the girl and locke was next to me holding a big dog like he was supposed to be holding me. he'll never admit it but he was grumpy as hell. hes kind of a pretty boy and i think being covered in dog hair bugged him.
    I will officially use this against him from now on.
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    OK so over on another board theres this conspiracy theory thread. Someone for ****s and giggles started posting things from some really crazy ass site. This was one of the resuts:

    Re: The Esoteric Truth Behind The Occult Ritual Of The Super Bowl Power Outage
    don't know if I was seeing things or not.
    but during Beyonce's ending as she's walking
    forward she mentions God and while she says
    it, her eyes get that reptile slant
    in them.

    it freaked me the hell out.

    did anybody else see it ???

    Beyonce's eyes went repto
    when she mentioned GOD.

    review the show to see it
    on video
    Seems legit.
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