I was once a normal kid
Till the Devil came down and flipped my lid
He gave me a switchblade and he gave me a muse
Then he vomited acid all over my shoes
Originally Posted by Spesh
They do that **** where they snap your neck like Steven Seagal in Urban Justice?
I might go one sometime just to see what it's like, but I ain't letting them touch my neck. Not cool with that.
Originally Posted by TheWalrus
The trick is to use all back, no legs.
I go to this little dude in a respectable parlor (not the 10 dollar sucky sucky kind because my back really was ef'ed up) and this little ****er I swear was a long lost flying Wallendas. Holly **** is all I have to say about that massage, in the long run after the bruising subsided my back felt awesome but goddamn what a painful experience and it didn't help he spoke "no goo Engwish.
"We made too many wrong mistakes." ~ Yogi Berra
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