Also a fan of the car bombs Valandui. Much to my continued dismay, i have yet to have absinth. The few times ive been around it something usually goes down before i can try it, either get drunk and forget or i leave before trying it.
Cant see Statler drinking even wine. Hes the type that gets drunk off of christian rock. I mean, if he lets loose, what happens to all those feelings hes so clearly repressing? Hiroshima would look like a spark compared to the eruption Statler would let off.
Terrorist attack count against the Anything Goes Thread: 2
Whenever I see the whole "if God hadn't meant us to eat/drink (blank), then why did he make food/drink delicious" argument, I always think about this:
Some anthropologists believe that the Jews were -- before they were Jews -- a cannibalistic group of nomads, who when they stopped eating humans also stopped eating the pigs the humans tasted like. In some parts of Polynesia human flesh is actually called "long pig". Moreover, firefighters often can't stand going to barbeques because the smell reminds them of charred human remains.
Anyway, my point is that God apparently made humans incredibly ****ing delicious.