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Thread: POFO Anything Goes Thread. ((Warning do not enter if you can't handle fire))

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWalrus View Post
    Just give the guy a chance. I'm sure he'll prove to be a really well rounded, modest, friendly, interesting human.
    We took the two of them out to dinner one night, forgetting that he only likes places like Applebees. He hates other restaurants so much that he literally pouts and ridicules the menus whenever we go somewhere else. So, he's pouting at this place, not eating his meal, when he suddenly reaches over and flicks a light switch on the wall. Lights out in the entire dining room.

    He has a dream wedding that he's been planning since he was a kid. If that's not enough, it's an outdoor winter wedding in Toronto in February.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Valandui View Post
    What the Hell is up with the main forum's Heath Evans obsession?
    You'd think he humped all of their mothers. He probably did, and they were okay with it so long as he was a Dolphin. But now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonzo View Post
    We took the two of them out to dinner one night, forgetting that he only likes places like Applebees. He hates other restaurants so much that he literally pouts and ridicules the menus whenever we go somewhere else. So, he's pouting at this place, not eating his meal, when he suddenly reaches over and flicks a light switch on the wall. Lights out in the entire dining room.

    He has a dream wedding that he's been planning since he was a kid. If that's not enough, it's an outdoor winter wedding in Toronto in February.
    Are you sure he's a real person and not a character from a David Sedaris story?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    a hot cup of coffee on a Sunday morning, a little relax on the couch and a "go **** yourself" to all you degenerates.
    A hot cup of coffee to relax on the couch?

    Actually, that explains a lot.
    Not every human is a manipulative, opportunistic, letch... or at least that's what I'm told.
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    Re: POFO Anything Goes Thread. ((Warning do not enter if you can't handle fire))

    Quote Originally Posted by TheWalrus View Post
    Are you sure he's a real person and not a character from a David Sedaris story?
    His dream job is to be a bowling center manager. He gets mad and storms out of the room if you call it an alley, which I try to do often, but not too often as to have it appear intentional.

    His favorite place on Earth is Myrtle Beach, but not during Spring Break because it's too crowded.

    He has a barbed wire arm band tattoo that he "designed himself."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonzo View Post
    His dream job is to be a bowling center manager. He gets mad and storms out of the room if you call it an alley, which I try to do often, but not too often as to have it appear intentional.

    His favorite place on Earth is Myrtle Beach, but not during Spring Break because it's too crowded.

    He has a barbed wire arm band tattoo that he "designed himself."
    This needs to have a thread of it's own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonzo View Post
    His dream job is to be a bowling center manager. He gets mad and storms out of the room if you call it an alley, which I try to do often, but not too often as to have it appear intentional.

    His favorite place on Earth is Myrtle Beach, but not during Spring Break because it's too crowded.

    He has a barbed wire arm band tattoo that he "designed himself."
    I dont hate many people, but Ive never even met this guy and I despise him. Up almost in the same category as my old roommate.




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    Please post pics of this clown
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry_Bagpipe View Post
    Please post pics of this clown
    I don't know. That may ruin the hilarious mental picture that I already have. The only way it could be funnier is if he was pre-med and already calling himself Dr. Rick.
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