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    20 Tips for Girls to Get and Keep a Good Man
    Most men are simple people who want a simple life (if you want a long conversation that's not about sports, sex or cars, talk to your friends. All it takes to please men is sports, sex and food). We don't want a girl that we have to spend big on and take out everyday; the world isn't going anywhere and money doesn't grow on trees. If you want "Love" then tame yourself.
    The most important thing yet the one thing girls never get: Girls want a Man? It goes both ways: Men want a Lady. Girls say "equality" (until the bill comes), yet girls run if a guy does girlie things or says he's not a manly man...so why would a guy want a girl who says she's not girlie, she's a tomboy, etc? Guys will date, have fun with, or be friends with anyone, but most will only "commit" to ladies (unless you want a submissive guy). There's a reason old fashioned relationships lasted, why divorce rates are skyrocket now, and a reason why men are flocking to foreign women. Men and women were made to complete each other, not compete. Curse like a sailor, drink like a fish, be a fighter, fight fan, buff, tomboy, but don't expect to get or keep a good guy. If you want to be treated like a Lady, act like one (and we all know when you tell a girl she shouldn't do something, she does it purposely...but you're only hurting yourself).
    Too many girls think it's all about them. It's a 2 way street; if you want us to respect your body, then respect our wallets. If you want us to be manly and protective, then be nurturing and pacifist. If you want us to treat you like Queens, then treat us like Kings.
    Every guy knows if you give a girl great sex, you can treat her like dirt and she won't leave. Sex is human nature though, its nothing to be closed minded about (std risk is a media scare). People will drink a lot (liver damage), smoke (lung damage), fight (brain damage)...but sex is bad? And contrary to popular belief, being old-fashioned doesn't mean "waits for sex"; I'm old fashioned and I love love love oral sex.
    Girls complain about men being shallow and only wanting a "Barbie doll", yet girls are anal about height. If you want us to be tall, then be tall yourself; all these "heels, protection, evolution" excuses are lame (you've never seen a short guy take down a tall guy?) And you wonder why men are insecure about their height?
    So, what do men want? The good commitment-ready guys just want a sweet, simple,selfless, tamed, loyal, family loving Lady who is a freak in the bedroom and lets the guy Lead, and shows him appreciation. That's it. Unfortunately, based on lot's of guys' experience (including mine), such a girl is almost extinct. Unlike girls though, guys don't live in denial, we don't say we want good girls and then go for bad girls (jerks and submissive guys do that).
    http://www.truepoizon44.blogspot.com...keep-good.html



    Holy ****ing **** balls. And those are only a few of the gems. The projections in that list are ****ing amazing, i tried to weed them out unless they were to outstanding to not be quoted. Just holy ****.

    I hope to god that link was a clever attempt to infect my computer with a hideous virus that steals all my information. Because otherwise...just jesus christ.


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    **** **** **** **** FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

    I'm still shaking!
    And now his fires have gone out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spesh View Post
    Holy ****!:

    http://www.truepoizon44.blogspot.com...keep-good.html



    Holy ****ing **** balls. And those are only a few of the gems. The projections in that list are ****ing amazing, i tried to weed them out unless they were to outstanding to not be quoted. Just holy ****.

    I hope to god that link was a clever attempt to infect my computer with a hideous virus that steals all my information. Because otherwise...just jesus christ.
    I'm not sure if I should despise such views or pity them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesBW43 View Post
    I'm not sure if I should despise such views or pity them.
    The entire thing is amazing. I suppose i should have quoted the blatant projections, but i focused on the sexism of it all. And the "std's are a media myth"....

    Clearly the one woman he had sex with didnt worship the ground he walked across. Terrible for him.

    I believe he was the one who used to talk about being a CNN writer. Fascinating. Unless im getting my idiots mixed up.
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    So the Texas MS Paint guy posted something a year ago when Colorado was terrible and Texas was losing bad too. Sums up perfectly how Texas fans feel right now.















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    I'm in such a good mood after this weekend that I'm not going to tell you guys to go **** yoursleves.
    "Frank's Redhot - I Put That **** On Everything!" ~ Ethel

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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    I'm in such a good mood after this weekend that I'm not going to tell you guys to go **** yoursleves.
    Then **** you too.
    I got used to your weekly "**** yourselves".

    How dare you?
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