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Ocean Machine: Life
Been sick for like five days now. I'm about ready to give a handjob to a vagrant if it means I can go a full minute without sniffling.
Also, a woman from Malaysia confused my email with her boyfriends' yesterday and sent me a whole spread of nude pictures. She's hairy and has roast beef curtains.
Anytime you can be mentioned in the same sentence as the Browns, Jags and Raiders you must be doing something horribly wrong.
Personally I think Ireland loved all the attention he got by "masterfully" putting us in a position to spend crazy money so he set us up to do it again. I predict we'll have another $50-$70 million in cap space next off-season and everybody will be like "OMG, Ireland is a ****ing MAGICIAN!!!"
Got my numbers from here: http://www.spotrac.com/cap-tracker/nfl/
The excuse I find funny is when I hear that before he was picking Sparano type players due to what our coach wanted but now its philbin type players. Ummmmm. Bad picks are bad picks. It's not like he was drafting good players to fit Sparano ball. If he wasn't competent enough to draft players to fit one philosophy, why on God's green earth would you think he would suddenly be competent to draft good players to fit another philosophy?