More Smug than Birthday Dog
Originally Posted by JCane
The dude was a full blown retard though. The fire was huge and someone just jokingly dared Jackson to jump it. Being the ass he is when he gets drunk, he decides to show everyone it can be done and take off running at the fire and take a leap. He didnt make it far enough. He falls into a raging fire and by the time he gets out and runs into the sea to put himself out, he is ****ed. They carried him to the nurse and they literally had to peel his clothes off. Spent months in the hospital. Dude was blacker than midnight and now he looks like a damn zebra.
Ladies and gentlemen, NEVER go full retard.
Last edited by tylerdolphin; 07-09-2012 at 12:47 AM.