Why, I can smile, and murder while I smile,
And cry 'Content' to that which grieves my heart,
And wet my cheeks with artificial tears,
And frame my face to all occasions.
I can add colours to the chameleon,
Change shapes with Proteus for advantages,
And set the murderous Machiavel to school.
Can I do this, and cannot get a crown?
Jeebus, will you crackers please shut the **** up?
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I mean crackas.
Last call for alcohol.
This, gentlemen (and Harry), is why he's the #1 draft pick...and has thunderous nuts.
Last edited by LouPhinFan; 12-07-2013 at 01:19 AM.
“Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn't seem right.”
So here's how much of a phins fan I am. I'm in New York this weekend for work and in order for me to arrive back home early enough to catch the beginning of the game, I'm lowering myself to fly coach. Frickin coach. I deserve a medal.
Im only vaguely aware of my heritage, only had a passing interest in it, but i have strong Irish roots. From what i can recall, the vast majority of my ancestors were from there. I had a European grandmother that came to America to escape the Nazi advance(not sure where she was from...i feel like these are things i should know ) but thats about the only deviation that comes immediately to mind.
Suffice it to say, my attraction to pasty white redheads would make Jared envious.
Terrorist attack count against the Anything Goes Thread: 5