Two Little Debbies and a cup of coffee
Hey, the Japanese dont **** around with their toilets. I want to go to Japan just to use these ****ing things.
I was watching an episode of "how its made" on science channel or whatever that comes on, and the Japanese are ****ing geniuses with toilets. Those people make the "escolades" of toilets. **** with em.
For the life of me, I cant figure out why we dont have that **** over here. I would buy one immediately.
You dont even have to raise lids and **** on those things. Everything is automatic. The lid closes when youre finished. It opens when youre ready to use it. The seat is automatic too. Top notch ****. I cant believe this is the United States of America, I have a decent job, and Im still ****ting in regular old toilets. WTF.