Never ****ed a fat chick (really). I just used to harass my roommate who did.
Drunk or not (more of a smoker anyway) I just don't think I'd be able to manage. Bag or no bag, dark or not, you still have to feel all that skin and sweat lol.
Not one story about a hogger. What a bunch of lying mo'fo's we have up in here! At least I can sleep at night with a clean conscience.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
I smell vegetable soup. . . . .