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    Played the University of Georgia course today in Athens GA. Bubba Watson's home course.
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    I'm going to play Enjoy golf course sometime here soon. Home of the BC Open lol.
    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" ~ W.C. Fields

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    Just ordered one of them RBZ Rocketballz 3 woods.. Anyone play with one? Very excited to get it!
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    Those are great clubs. i play the Big Bertha diablo woods. Not the longest but i hit them straight for the most part.

    Just added this guy to the team

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    Funny golf slang

    A ‘Rock Hudson’ or A ‘Tom Cruise’ : a putt that looks straight, but it clearly isn’t
    “Every frickin’ putt I’ve had today has been a Rock Hudson.”

    An ‘Osama Bin Laden’ or A ‘Saddam Hussein’ : going from one bunker to another
    “I bet you 10 bucks that Bob pulls a Bin Laden from that sand trap.”

    A ‘Rodney King’ : over-clubbed
    “I was so determined not to come up short that I Rodney King’d that 5 iron.”

    An ‘Al Qaeda Camel’ : in the sand and sure to get f*cked
    “Way to hit it into the short-sided pot bunker, you Al Qaeda Camel.”

    An ‘O.J. Simpson’ : getting away with one
    “Nice shot, OJ. Right off the trees and back into the fairway.”

    A ‘Kelly Clarkson’ : chunky, but still working
    “I Kelly Clarkson’d the hell outta my 8 iron, but I’m sitting just short of the green.”

    A ‘Muhammed Ali’ : when you’re shaking over an important putt
    “Did you see Joe pull a Muhammed Ali over that birdie putt?”

    A ‘German Virgin’ : guten tight (that’s ‘good and tight’ for the phonetically challenged)
    “You’re gonna like where that wedge ended up. It’s a real German Virgin.”

    A ‘Rosie O’Donnell’ : just plain fat
    “Sonnovabitch, another f*cking Rosie O’Donnell!”

    A ‘Condom’ : it’s safe, but it didn’t feel very good
    “I caught that condom right on the heel.”

    A ‘Beyonce’ : a bit chunky, but still on the dance floor
    “Stellar Beyonce, there Ricky. But I think you’re on the front edge of the green.”

    A ‘Nursing Home Bus Crash’: a whole lotta nasty breaks
    “I would’ve shot a 82 if it weren’t for the Nursing Home Bus Crash on the last 3 holes.”

    A ‘Paris Hilton’: spoiled; wasted a good opportunity
    “After bombing my drive I proceeded to Paris Hilton my approach shot.”

    An ‘Elephant’s A$$hole’: it’s high and it stinks (usually for popped up drives)
    “Wow, that’s a real Elephant’s A$$hole if I’ve ever seen one.”

    A ‘Gay Midget’s Mouth’: it’s low and it sucks
    “That bladed 7 iron reminds me of a Gay Midget’s Mouth.”

    A ‘Danny DeVito’: an ugly little five footer
    “I’ve got a Danny DeVito left to save double.”

    A ‘Joe Pesci’: a mean little five footer
    See above

    A ‘Sonny Bono’: straight into the trees
    “I snap hooked my drive on #2, Sonny Bono style.”

    An ‘Elton John’: a big bender that lips the rim
    “Man, I almost dropped that Elton John on #4 for a birdie.”

    A ‘Pat Sajak’: too much spin
    “I thought I had the perfect wedge in there, but I got screwed by Pat Sajak.”
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    I played a captain and crew tourney last Saturday and hit about 15 of those expressions of the list!
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    Furyk had his best chance to win yesterday. All the big boys stayed home and he still let it get away on Sunday.

    At least he didn't choke this time. He was outplayed.

    Never realized how lucrative professional golf has become. I was at the Memorial this year on Sunday and watched everyone choke with million dollar prize on the line.
    The winning prize wasn't what surprised me. It was the average money that the top 25 players make over the course of a season.

    Take Ricky Fowler, only being a pro 5 years and a single career victory to his name. But he has earned over $13 million in 125 events played.
    In fact if you look at most of the top players they all average about $100,000 per every event they play.
    Tiger was just insane earning over $300,000 per event he has played.
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    The money is insane and that's not including endorsements.
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