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Thread: ---Official Golf Thread----

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    Played the University of Georgia course today in Athens GA. Bubba Watson's home course.
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    I'm going to play Enjoy golf course sometime here soon. Home of the BC Open lol.
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    Just ordered one of them RBZ Rocketballz 3 woods.. Anyone play with one? Very excited to get it!
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    Those are great clubs. i play the Big Bertha diablo woods. Not the longest but i hit them straight for the most part.

    Just added this guy to the team

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    Funny golf slang

    A ‘Rock Hudson’ or A ‘Tom Cruise’ : a putt that looks straight, but it clearly isn’t
    “Every frickin’ putt I’ve had today has been a Rock Hudson.”

    An ‘Osama Bin Laden’ or A ‘Saddam Hussein’ : going from one bunker to another
    “I bet you 10 bucks that Bob pulls a Bin Laden from that sand trap.”

    A ‘Rodney King’ : over-clubbed
    “I was so determined not to come up short that I Rodney King’d that 5 iron.”

    An ‘Al Qaeda Camel’ : in the sand and sure to get f*cked
    “Way to hit it into the short-sided pot bunker, you Al Qaeda Camel.”

    An ‘O.J. Simpson’ : getting away with one
    “Nice shot, OJ. Right off the trees and back into the fairway.”

    A ‘Kelly Clarkson’ : chunky, but still working
    “I Kelly Clarkson’d the hell outta my 8 iron, but I’m sitting just short of the green.”

    A ‘Muhammed Ali’ : when you’re shaking over an important putt
    “Did you see Joe pull a Muhammed Ali over that birdie putt?”

    A ‘German Virgin’ : guten tight (that’s ‘good and tight’ for the phonetically challenged)
    “You’re gonna like where that wedge ended up. It’s a real German Virgin.”

    A ‘Rosie O’Donnell’ : just plain fat
    “Sonnovabitch, another f*cking Rosie O’Donnell!”

    A ‘Condom’ : it’s safe, but it didn’t feel very good
    “I caught that condom right on the heel.”

    A ‘Beyonce’ : a bit chunky, but still on the dance floor
    “Stellar Beyonce, there Ricky. But I think you’re on the front edge of the green.”

    A ‘Nursing Home Bus Crash’: a whole lotta nasty breaks
    “I would’ve shot a 82 if it weren’t for the Nursing Home Bus Crash on the last 3 holes.”

    A ‘Paris Hilton’: spoiled; wasted a good opportunity
    “After bombing my drive I proceeded to Paris Hilton my approach shot.”

    An ‘Elephant’s A$$hole’: it’s high and it stinks (usually for popped up drives)
    “Wow, that’s a real Elephant’s A$$hole if I’ve ever seen one.”

    A ‘Gay Midget’s Mouth’: it’s low and it sucks
    “That bladed 7 iron reminds me of a Gay Midget’s Mouth.”

    A ‘Danny DeVito’: an ugly little five footer
    “I’ve got a Danny DeVito left to save double.”

    A ‘Joe Pesci’: a mean little five footer
    See above

    A ‘Sonny Bono’: straight into the trees
    “I snap hooked my drive on #2, Sonny Bono style.”

    An ‘Elton John’: a big bender that lips the rim
    “Man, I almost dropped that Elton John on #4 for a birdie.”

    A ‘Pat Sajak’: too much spin
    “I thought I had the perfect wedge in there, but I got screwed by Pat Sajak.”
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