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Thread: Thieves Steal Man's....Penis?

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    WTF Thieves Steal Man's....Penis?



    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1699017.html

    "They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

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    How the **** do you not feel that?!?

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    Brings new meaning to the term Dickless.
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    Hey guys, great news! Just got a new penis. Bought it from some dude in an alleyway (kind of sketchy) but it's in good working order. Impressed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noodle Arm View Post
    Hey guys, great news! Just got a new penis. Bought it from some dude in an alleyway (kind of sketchy) but it's in good working order. Impressed?
    No because it isn't an African penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    No because it isn't an African penis.
    What is the air-speed velocity of an African penis?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cbreeden View Post
    What is the air-speed velocity of an African penis?
    V = d/t
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