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Thread: Thieves Steal Man's....Penis?

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    Man that was a D*ck move by those thieves
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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
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    You misunderstood.....see below

    Where'd you get the coconuts?
    A : We found them.
    S #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
    A : What do you mean?
    S #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
    A : The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
    S #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
    A : Not at all. They could be carried.
    S #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
    A: It could grip it by the husk!
    S #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
    A: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
    S #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
    A: Please!
    S #1: Am I right?
    A: I'm not interested!
    S #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
    S #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
    S #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
    A: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
    S #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
    S #2: Oh, yeah...
    S #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
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    He has no balls.
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