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Thread: American History X - Ask PATS16N0

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    American History X - Ask PATS16N0

    I'm a fan of the New England Patriots, they best team in the history of the NFL. Our Quarterback, Tom Brady, is not only the most handsome man to ever play football, but also the greatest football player that ever lived. He's the GOAT at his position, which gives him something in common with our coach, Belichick, also known for his awesomeness as `the Hoodie,` or even `Darth Hoodie,` and he, like Tom Terrific, has no equal.

    In the twelve seasons we've seen them together, we've done the following:

    1. Won three world championships, achieving the only Superbowl dynasty of the salary cap era.

    2. Won 5 AFC Championships.

    3. Made the entire league suffer watching our unique greatness in the AFC Championship 8 times, essentially making the Patriots the most visible, important, and most consistently elite team in NFL history. If the NFL was a movie, Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are essentially its main characters.

    We're like the black uniformed, smug, super-elite bad guy team in `The Mighty Ducks,` only instead of being toppled in the end, we beat your face in, then rub salt in it, then go home with your wife.

    Our rise to ultimate power coincided with the rise of the internet, which lead to our fan base, the best fan base ever, becoming the most hated in the league. The true reason, however, is because there is, apparently, such a thing as "too awesome."

    While every other team thinks beating another by 35 points is some great and memorable thing, we basically do it 10 or 12 times a year, and after we rip out your soul, break your pride over our knee, and spit on your corpse, we join your forum to tell you how awesome we are, and how much you suck. It's just that we think you should know.

    We also have the coolest uniforms, the coolest throwback uniforms, the best stadium nick name, the most entertaining team, the most passionate team, the most intense team, and the coolest team name.

    In fact, every last thing about us is just totally #$%#ing bad ass.

    I'm a New England Patriot fan.

    Ask my anything.
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    Example of awesomeness:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hodTuRT3KOI

    Further example of awesomeness:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcA0erznHoU

    Further example of awesomeness
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLBtEKBvUKA

    $#!^ our awesome coach says:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5oTVUxvHzc
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    Why do you post on stormfront and have posts on other boards boasting about white supremacy and Nazi sympathizing?

    Does it bother you that you have to cheer for black people who are richer and more successful than you'll ever be every Sunday?

    Thanks in advance.




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    Riiiiight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PATS16N0 View Post
    Riiiiight.
    You said to ask you anything and its something Im legit curious about.

    The type of people who make an account at Stormfront fascinate me.

    I suppose its possible Im mistaken, but I dont think I am.
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    Out of morbid curiosity, why would you think I do?
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    All that and they will be the first loser to be remembered in NFL history as well. Not even the Broncos epic loss last year can trump going 18-1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DisturbedShifty View Post
    All that and will be the first loser to be remembered in NFL history as well. Not even the Broncos epic loss last year can trump going 18-1.
    The undefeated New England Patriots versus the 9-7 New York Giants was probably the most epic football game in Superbowl history, with the underdog Giants toppling the unstoppable, record shattering, trail of tear leaving, history making juggernaut with the most miraculous play in NFL history.

    As much as it might of sucked, it'll suck a whole lot less after this season.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PATS16N0 View Post
    The undefeated New England Patriots versus the 9-7 New York Giants was probably the most epic football game in Superbowl history, with the underdog Giants toppling the unstoppable, record shattering, trail of tear leaving, history making juggernaut with the most miraculous play in NFL history.

    As much as it might of sucked, it'll suck a whole lot less after this season.
    Counting your chickens before they hatch there buddy. So far since the Pats were outed as cheaters they haven't been able to win a Super Bowl. Sure they can get there and I will give them credit for that, still though the fact remains true. Ever since that last Super Bowl win, the Pats haven't won one. Moreover, as of right now, the AFC is pretty wide open this year. The Pats , Broncos, Chiefs, Dolphins, Steelers, Browns, Colts, Bengals and Bills all look like playoff teams. The season isn't over yet though I know you won't listen to that and I guess you have ever reason too. Just be prepared if it doesn't end up the way you think it will. Even thought the Dolphins look good now I will still be prepared for the Dolphins to falter at the end as usual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    You said to ask you anything and its something Im legit curious about.

    The type of people who make an account at Stormfront fascinate me.

    I suppose its possible Im mistaken, but I dont think I am.
    If there's a guy you talk to at stormfront with my moniker, I'm basically positive it isn't me. Good conversation starter though. lol
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