If you ain't first, you're last!
First world problems.
But seriously you sound like the stereotypical *******, highfalutin business man. Sorry that you were too damn lazy to put gas in your own tank. And i bet you didn't even tip the guy that did so for your lazy ass. Serves you right. Maybe you learned a lesson in all of this.
And did you even tell the poor man which type of gasoline to use?
"Fundamentals, technique, execution -- primary. Scheme -- secondary."
"We will incorporate an aggressive, up-tempo, attacking style in all three phases of the game."
"Our team will play with discipline, poise, and maximum effort."
"I want us to be the best tackling team in the NFL, the best team in pursuit, I want to take the ball away from other teams, I want to rattle the opposing quarterback every opportunity we get."
-- Joe Philbin 01/12