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    First world problems.

    But seriously you sound like the stereotypical *******, highfalutin business man. Sorry that you were too damn lazy to put gas in your own tank. And i bet you didn't even tip the guy that did so for your lazy ass. Serves you right. Maybe you learned a lesson in all of this.

    And did you even tell the poor man which type of gasoline to use?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiZFiT View Post
    First world problems.

    But seriously you sound like the stereotypical *******, highfalutin business man. Sorry that you were too damn lazy to put gas in your own tank. And i bet you didn't even tip the guy that did so for your lazy ass. Serves you right. Maybe you learned a lesson in all of this.

    And did you even tell the poor man which type of gasoline to use?
    Well that's because I am a "high-falutin' business man." Lazy? Me? When was the last time you seen a lazy business man? Sounds like you're just jealous because you may have slacked off in college. Taking naps in Economics? I worked 74.5 hours last week. Anyhoo, like I said already, it was a full-service station in the ghetto. I went inside because I needed things and didn't want to get shot up in a ghetto drive-by or something. People like myself get robbed regularly and normally I wouldn't go that way to the stadium but I was in a rush to get to the stadium. Didn't want my clients to have to wait. And the one client is a total lard ass and I know he would have ate all of those delicious shrimp cocktails they have in the suite. Also, why would I tip that FOB when he put some low-grade gasoline in my Escalade? I can't recall if I specifically said, "premium grade" but I know I pointed to the far right of the pump where the premium grade is. He should have just taken one look at my vehicle and stuck the premium stuff in and made me pay for it. That's how most business thrive in today's economy. Most people don't even look to see what they're paying for anymore. They just pay it and carry on. This immigrant should have given me the most expensive stuff they had and made me pay it. That's the American way and he needs to learn that if he wants to come over here and take part in the American way.

    First world problems? You say that like there's another world that we can go and live on.
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    I vote this thread get moved to the Depths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DisturbedShifty View Post
    I vote this thread get moved to the Depths.

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    You probably vote Democrat as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonzo View Post
    Bumpus can give you advice on how to do it. They don't have gas stations in WV. They rely solely on siphoning from morons that couldn't figure out how to drive AROUND that state.
    Actually, our vehicles all run on moonshine ...


    ... So, yeah, we siphon.
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    Dovahkiin, I can so relate to you...Last week while I was in the Hamptons. One of the deck hands was loading my luggage from my Porsche...Very nice young man, but he forgot to grab my IPAD that I specifically told him to grab..You know...Its so hard to find good help these days.
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    By Hamptons you mean the Hampton Inn. And by deck hand you mean desk clerk. And by iPad you mean eye patch.
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    You probably vote Democrat as well.
    What does that have to do with anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dovahkiin View Post
    Well that's because I am a "high-falutin' business man." Lazy? Me? When was the last time you seen a lazy business man? Sounds like you're just jealous because you may have slacked off in college. Taking naps in Economics? I worked 74.5 hours last week. Anyhoo, like I said already, it was a full-service station in the ghetto. I went inside because I needed things and didn't want to get shot up in a ghetto drive-by or something. People like myself get robbed regularly and normally I wouldn't go that way to the stadium but I was in a rush to get to the stadium. Didn't want my clients to have to wait. And the one client is a total lard ass and I know he would have ate all of those delicious shrimp cocktails they have in the suite. Also, why would I tip that FOB when he put some low-grade gasoline in my Escalade? I can't recall if I specifically said, "premium grade" but I know I pointed to the far right of the pump where the premium grade is. He should have just taken one look at my vehicle and stuck the premium stuff in and made me pay for it. That's how most business thrive in today's economy. Most people don't even look to see what they're paying for anymore. They just pay it and carry on. This immigrant should have given me the most expensive stuff they had and made me pay it. That's the American way and he needs to learn that if he wants to come over here and take part in the American way.

    First world problems? You say that like there's another world that we can go and live on.
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    Similiar story. I was driving my Bentley to an awards benefit in my honor. Decided to have a snack on the way, I was having caviar but it needed something. at the first light I pulled up next to a nice older couple and asked thm for Grey Poupon, when they informed me they didnt have....I scoffed at their inferior lives and told my driving to proceed. People huh?
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