Favorite line in the song; "I don't wear no Steson/but I'm willin' to be son/I'm as big a Texan as you are/There's a girl in her bare feet/asleep in the back seat/
and the trunk's full of Pearl Beer and Lone Star"
Pearl and Lone Star both suck in the worst way. My Father in Law worked at the Pearl Brewery until it closed down in San Antonio.
He drank it out of loyalty, I suppose, because he bitched about it every can he drank.