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Serious **** guys.
New York Jets football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white, powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Rex Ryan immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to the player was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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