I just had to fire some worthless employee of mine very first thing this morning. Usually I'll have one of my cronies do it for me but the one who oversees this particular puke is out of town on business and couldn't be here so I dropped the hammer. It's always an exhilarating feeling. Anyhoo, it got me thinking, have any of you ever been fired? Let's hear some stories this morning.
I was fired once many many years ago at the age of 18. This bitch asked me if she could borrow something of mine and I didn't like that wookie looking woman anyway so I told her to borrow my nutsac in her mouth. Well she was pretty shocked and offended as well as her two fat friends. Next thing I know, I'm in the office getting fired. This was in October I believe. It was late in the year. Found out a couple of months later that the same girl died in a New Year's Eve drunk driving accident. Some drunk guy hit her head on and killed her. Dovahkiin laughs last.