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    How to pass a drug test?

    Does anyone have any helpful hints or tips? I've been clean for a little over a week. I have been drinking exclusively water but just took a at home test and feel fairly ****ed. It's for a internship so it could be worse, but I'd like to pass.Thanks
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    You don't have a buddy who can give you some clean piss?
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Stannis Baratheon
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    Quote Originally Posted by COphinphan89 View Post
    You don't have a buddy who can give you some clean piss?
    Sure but I'm sure they'll be beside me holding my dick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by houtz View Post
    Sure but I'm sure they'll be beside me holding my dick.
    I meant the person monitoring me and on second thought I probably don't have a friend who could pass. Not down here at school.

    Im effed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by houtz View Post
    Does anyone have any helpful hints or tips? I've been clean for a little over a week. I have been drinking exclusively water but just took a at home test and feel fairly ****ed. It's for a internship so it could be worse, but I'd like to pass.Thanks
    Don't do drugs



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    Quote Originally Posted by PhinzN703
    Don't do drugs
    Quote Originally Posted by Tunaphish429
    Don't do drugs
    err... what I meant to say was, don't do drugs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rob19 View Post
    err... what I meant to say was, don't do drugs!
    Neither one of the two drugs you show will deny you employment anywhere I've ever
    worked.

    It's not right nor wrong. It just is.

    So. Knowing that; I'm a booze user. I know not to show up drunk/hungover to an interview.
    Shouldn't a pot user know enough to show up for a job interview clean?

    My job has made it know they do random drug tests, and they do.

    Why do a drug that leaves proof a month afterwards? Too much risk.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GoonBoss View Post
    Neither one of the two drugs you show will deny you employment anywhere I've ever
    worked.

    It's not right nor wrong. It just is.

    So. Knowing that; I'm a booze user. I know not to show up drunk/hungover to an interview.
    Shouldn't a pot user know enough to show up for a job interview clean?

    My job has made it know they do random drug tests, and they do.

    Why do a drug that leaves proof a month afterwards? Too much risk.
    At least you know they're drugs.

    I hate those people on their high-horses saying "don't do drugs", as they've got a cigarette in their mouth, a half opened bottle of jack on the living room table, an espresso machine in their kitchen, and a cabinet full of pharmaceutical **** that's far worse for you than cannabis will ever be.

    You know where I stand on the drug-war, that's a different topic for a different thread. Personally, I'd get clean if I knew in advance I had an interview for the initial piss test, but I wouldn't work anywhere that randomly drug tests; there are plenty of places that stop after the initial test. I plan on teaching, & so I know they aren't going to be chasing around all the professors with piss-cups.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rob19 View Post
    At least you know they're drugs.

    I hate those people on their high-horses saying "don't do drugs", as they've got a cigarette in their mouth, a half opened bottle of jack on the living room table, an espresso machine in their kitchen, and a cabinet full of pharmaceutical **** that's far worse for you than cannabis will ever be.

    You know where I stand on the drug-war, that's a different topic for a different thread. Personally, I'd get clean if I knew in advance I had an interview for the initial piss test, but I wouldn't work anywhere that randomly drug tests; there are plenty of places that stop after the initial test. I plan on teaching, & so I know they aren't going to be chasing around all the professors with piss-cups.
    Don't be so sure about that "not chasing around with piss cups".

    I never thought I'd see the day when the State of Texas randomly drug tested employees, because of the expense.
    Now, granted, I've been employed for 2.5 years with the agency and I haven't been tested except at time of employment....so....
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    Quote Originally Posted by rob19 View Post
    err... what I meant to say was, don't do drugs!
    When alcohol and or smoking cigs/cigars is illegal and affects job hirings, we can pick this discussion back up.
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