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Thread: How to pass a drug test?

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    just don't smoke while you exercise. would be counterproductive I would think
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    Quote Originally Posted by rob19 View Post
    Isnt that kind of a silly definition? The only reason it is affecting his job is becas it's illegal, if it werent illegal would he not be addicted anymore?
    Rob, any definition is silly.

    In the Army, I heard, if you drink on a particular date, you're an alchie.

    "Pothead" is somewhere in there, amongst empty "cheetos" packages.

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    just don't smoke while you exercise. would be counterproductive I would think
    Not to Marines.

    I heard you guys ate little chunks of Satan as you ran.

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    We agree if you are going to piss hot, show up to the interview clean, right?
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    I'm with you Goon, Op seems like he wasn't really anticipating the interview though so I understand his predicament.

    On a related note, this thread reminded me of a good quote.

    "See but that's the thing, they'll say 'drugs ruined Ricky Williams' career', which is not true. Drug testing ruined Ricky Williams' career." - Doug Stanhope
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    Quote Originally Posted by rob19 View Post
    I'm with you Goon, Op seems like he wasn't really anticipating the interview though so I understand his predicament.

    On a related note, this thread reminded me of a good quote.

    "See but that's the thing, they'll say 'drugs ruined Ricky Williams' career', which is not true. Drug testing ruined Ricky Williams' career." - Doug Stanhope
    Depends on which side of the rabbit hole you are on I suppose.


    In his position he needs to be flexible. Getting caught flat footed isn't any good, and, pissing hot
    to an internship is ****ing stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob19 View Post
    I'm with you Goon, Op seems like he wasn't really anticipating the interview though so I understand his predicament.

    On a related note, this thread reminded me of a good quote.

    "See but that's the thing, they'll say 'drugs ruined Ricky Williams' career', which is not true. Drug testing ruined Ricky Williams' career." - Doug Stanhope
    And fair enough, Houtz didn't anticipate.

    But in his position, he should have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rob19 View Post
    Not my point.

    What you meant to say was "Don't do illegal drugs", not "Don't do drugs". Saying "Don't do drugs", while you either drink alcohol, smoke tobacco, drink coffee, or take pharmaceutical drugs, or whatever else, makes you a hypocrite.

    Like I said, the legitimacy of the illegality of some of those drugs is a discussion for a different thread.
    Some can argue not to drink or smoke as well but I digress. Yes, I should have said not to do illegal drugs if he's concerned about either not getting a job or getting fired b/c said drugs present an issue.



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    Quote Originally Posted by houtz View Post
    Completely agree but again, I had no idea I was even being considered for the internship. I had lined up two other internships which didn't drug test so i thought i wouls be fine. This is the restaurant industry and I've been around people doped up on coke that function perfectly fine. Never even thought about getting drug tested which still is no excuse. Because had I known this internship was still a possibility I would have stopped long before. Either way I messed up and whatever the outcome may be, I've learned my lesson and won't do it again.

    For the record I'm not looking for ways to smuggle synthetic piss in or have a buddy pee in a cup. I was looking for ways to flush my system naturally. I drink so much water as it is and will continue to do so up until the test and even after.
    I know it's a tricky situation man, I don't necessarily blame you for making a mistake. Weed is illegal and has been forever so it's a risk you take in using it at any point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhinzN703 View Post
    I know it's a tricky situation man, I don't necessarily blame you for making a mistake. Weed is illegal and has been forever so it's a risk you take in using it at any point.
    Im not looking for sympathy nor am I saying it was okay to smoke. Knowing that there was still even the slightest bit of hope that I may get this internship should have been enough to make me realize it was time to quit. But it wasn't and here I am.

    Its ironic that at my current internship the executive chef and the other prep cooks ran out back earlier tonight and smoked a blunt. That's exactly what the restaurant industry is.

    Like I said, in the end it has changed me whether I'm clean by Friday or not. It's not worth it to keep it up if I want to continue moving forward in life.
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