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Thread: How to pass a drug test?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhinzN703
    Don't do drugs
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    Don't do drugs
    err... what I meant to say was, don't do drugs!
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    Obviously I shouldn't do drugs. But it happened.

    I've been clean for 8 days now, probably won't go for the test until the 11th day. It is a test for a job/internship so it will be monitored. I bought a self test from CVS and used my first piss of the day(which is the most potent). I failed. I understand that thc stays in your fat cells, fortunately I am 5'11 138 lbs soak and wet so I'm not sure I have many fat cells. I've been pounding water all week and have been pissing clear all day. I've done some pretty good research on the subject but just wondered if anyone here might know of a safe, sure thing.

    I appreciate all the help. Would just be a real drag to fail but I understand I brought it on myself. Had I known I was going to be tested I would have stopped awhile ago. I will post back with the results. Thanks again everyone.
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    Rob you are the worst person to give drug test advice..........you've been studding for your drug tests and failing them all for years now. You need better study habits!!!

    You better hope they don't take a hair sample lol. That **** tells no lies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    Rob you are the worst person to give drug test advice..........you've been studding for your drug tests and failing them all for years now. You need better study habits!!!

    You better hope they don't take a hair sample lol. That **** tells no lies!
    They won't. The paper work says ruin test. I also scheduled the test for Friday since my schedule won't allow me to go in any sooner. This would mean I am 13 days sober so maybe, just maybe.

    If I had to take a hair test I'd be royally ****ed. My long curls probably contain a ton of THC
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    Quote Originally Posted by houtz View Post
    They won't. The paper work says ruin test. I also scheduled the test for Friday since my schedule won't allow me to go in any sooner. This would mean I am 13 days sober so maybe, just maybe.

    If I had to take a hair test I'd be royally ****ed. My long curls probably contain a ton of THC
    Drink a **** ton of beer some day before the test. You just might piss out all the THC.




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    You could just not do drugs, knowing that every employer worth their salt drug tests
    because of the insurance benefits.

    You could just realize that at just about every junction of work/life you'll have to do a drug
    test and stay clean.

    Oh. You didn't? Well........

    Let me, a former D&A NCO from the Army, and a person that's tested people tell you;

    It all depends on where and who. If you get a guy shy about looking at der weinersnitzel?
    it's fairly easy to slip in some diluting teqniques, like putting water in, using a buddy's pee, etc.

    Beware, lots of modern drug tests are temp sensitive, and most testers won't take a sample
    that "feels too cool".

    -Don't take ****loads of Niacin.

    -Water is the best flusher.

    Again....How did you NOT figgure that you'd be drug tested?

    Thanks Shifty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhinzN703 View Post
    Don't do drugs
    ****ing impossible to understand just how easy it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob19 View Post
    err... what I meant to say was, don't do drugs!
    Neither one of the two drugs you show will deny you employment anywhere I've ever
    worked.

    It's not right nor wrong. It just is.

    So. Knowing that; I'm a booze user. I know not to show up drunk/hungover to an interview.
    Shouldn't a pot user know enough to show up for a job interview clean?

    My job has made it know they do random drug tests, and they do.

    Why do a drug that leaves proof a month afterwards? Too much risk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoonBoss View Post
    Neither one of the two drugs you show will deny you employment anywhere I've ever
    worked.

    It's not right nor wrong. It just is.

    So. Knowing that; I'm a booze user. I know not to show up drunk/hungover to an interview.
    Shouldn't a pot user know enough to show up for a job interview clean?

    My job has made it know they do random drug tests, and they do.

    Why do a drug that leaves proof a month afterwards? Too much risk.
    At least you know they're drugs.

    I hate those people on their high-horses saying "don't do drugs", as they've got a cigarette in their mouth, a half opened bottle of jack on the living room table, an espresso machine in their kitchen, and a cabinet full of pharmaceutical **** that's far worse for you than cannabis will ever be.

    You know where I stand on the drug-war, that's a different topic for a different thread. Personally, I'd get clean if I knew in advance I had an interview for the initial piss test, but I wouldn't work anywhere that randomly drug tests; there are plenty of places that stop after the initial test. I plan on teaching, & so I know they aren't going to be chasing around all the professors with piss-cups.
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