You know you're a good troll when people still take you serious. Don't feed the troll and the troll dies of starvation.
Of course they take me serious because I am serious. How is it out of the realm of possibility that I didn't have an iPhone 5? What have I stated that is not to be taken serious? Think I didn't tip my waitress. That's certainly not possible is it? How can you say I'm a troll when some other guy said he was posting from a rocket ship of all places?