The Onion's satirical humor is "hit and miss, " like the output depending on who's making the pizza at my favorite pizzeria in Coral Springs. It's easy to tell who's the skilled cook or who's the clever writer. Apparently at the Onion, he had the day off.
"Yep. Blow it up. This might the worst team I've ever seen constructed in my life.
And then you throw in the terrible preparation and in-game coaching. There is no defense.
But do it right. Fire everyone in the building. No survivors. , JiF Jetnation