Going down on Aunt Flo's hairy box
mike vicks clover patch
maurice clarett's NFL career
The show "Queer eye for the Straight Guy"
Who is it?
IT'S SERIOUS FUN!!!!
Conceived on a 50-yard line he was fed a healthy diet of blitzes, blocks, statistics, and nachos. He lives for the NFL.
- Pay toilets in a diarrhea ward.
- Megan Fox's acting skills.
- Making the mistake of opening a thread about Matt Moore a few minutes ago.
- A steaming pile of **** right in the center of your bowl of Cheerios.
- Josh Gibson's MLB career.
- Juan Huron's NFL career.
- Standing in front of a tank at Tiananmen Square.
- Being the ref at a Special Olympics basketball game.
- Publically eating a juicy hamburger in India.
- Big East football.
- The 1986-1987 Los Angeles Clippers
- Opening a chain of Taco Bell's in Mexico.
- Entering a spelling bee against a 15-year-old Korean kid.
- Dropping the soap in prison.
- Mistakenly sending a dick pic to your grandma.
- Moving in next door to the Manson family.
- Calling ahead to make reservations at McDonalds.
- Bringing sand along with you to the beach.
- Painting "FREE CANDY" on the side of your panel van.
- Trying to teach Arnold Schwarzenegger how to say "California"
- Being Roger Clemons' personal trainer.
- Japanese mail-order brides.
- Purchasing property in NOLA's lower 9th ward.
- Serving as Sarah Palin's running mate in 2016.
- Gargling with razor blades.
- Having a consultation with Jack Kevorkian.
- Teaching a blonde to read.
- Working as the "quality control inspector" at a dildoe factory.
- Moderating threads on FH after a loss.
- Being Jon-Benet Ramsey's nanny.
- Spilling a full beer.
- Getting stranded on a deserted island with Roseanne.
- Asking a homeless guy for change.
- Eating a corn dog on Fire Island.
- Spending quality time with your mother-in-law.
- When picking your date up, asking her dad for a condom.
- Drinking from a fire hose.
- Finally completing your collection of Zamphir albums.
- Organizing belly button lint.
- Pissing on an electric fence.
- Backpacking through Iran while waving the stars & stripes.
- Giving your girlfriend a credit card.
- Renting the movie Yentl.
- Tapping a fat chick, even though your buddies are in the next room.
- Stalking Nancy Reagan.
- Telling a republican, in detail, your ideas about gun control.
- Telling a democrat, in detail, your ideas about tax cuts for the rich as a means to generate jobs.
- Sending 29 cents a day to Sally Struthers.
- Dedicating you life to the search for the Loch Ness Monster.
- Telling little kids that you beat up Santa Claus last night.
- Going to see Great White perform live at a club.
... I may have missed a few things.
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes is verifying their authenticity."
The NEW Front Office Plan
for our Miami Dolphins:
-Hire the FH Staff, ad hoc.
... Could we really do worse?!?
(I'll accept the newly created position of beverage consultant)
There are some deeply disturbed people on these forums...
-swimming with the seals around South Africa's Seal Island
-getting stuck in an elevator for 8 that only plays Celine Dion
-getting a foot massage and finding out it is Rex Ryan
-finding out Mark Sanchez has been traded to Miami and is the new starting QB
Realizing she has a penis.