My prediction for the game is I will eat at least 5 hamburgers. Make a few Bengal fans wives break the sanctity of marriage. Drink a bottle of Turkey, take a huge **** then wipe it and realize the pattern on the toilet paper reminds me of your helmets. Probably lay out the first Jets fan I come across and swear Andy Dalton was awesome in Harry Potter. Then I will leave with a huge smile as the scoreboard will say Miami 27 Bengals 20. Then I will back in to your Pontiac Vibe as I'm leaving