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    Dial "R" for Retard

    If Ireland goes after this year then the new GM come's in and Philbin goes because Ireland picked him then Sherman goes because Joe picked him then Tannehill goes because Sherman picked him and hopefully the favoritism goes right along with them.
    I hate favoritism.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flip View Post
    If Ireland goes after this year then the new GM come's in and Philbin goes because Ireland picked him then Sherman goes because Joe picked him then Tannehill goes because Sherman picked him and hopefully the favoritism goes right along with them.
    I hate favoritism.

    You're an idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flip View Post
    If Ireland goes after this year then the new GM come's in and Philbin goes because Ireland picked him then Sherman goes because Joe picked him then Tannehill goes because Sherman picked him and hopefully the favoritism goes right along with them.
    I hate Tannehill
    fixed
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    Quote Originally Posted by flip View Post
    If Ireland goes after this year then the new GM come's in and Philbin goes because Ireland picked him then Sherman goes because Joe picked him then Tannehill goes because Sherman picked him and hopefully the favoritism goes right along with them.
    I hate favoritism.
    ****ing Jets fan.
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    actually after wasting my time reading about the cincinatti fans and their message boards, as to which I have come to the conclusion that they are one of two things......1. ****ing idiot tards or 2. a bunch of twelve year old idiot tards. I couldn't even post because of how unintelligent they were and how unintelligent I became after reading their war of words.....well this guy who posted this must be a cincy fan!

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    flip is a ****ing moron who sucked Beck off over and over, and it never panned out, so now she's got egg on her face and has never been able to get over it, so she/he/bigfoot has to come on here and start these mind-numbingly retarded threads.

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