Two Little Debbies and a cup of coffee
I didnt think I wouldve needed to explain this, and honestly I probably shouldnt have to, but since some people dont get it....
ITS JOKES PEOPLE. Get it? Haha. Funny?
Look, its an attempt at humor...
1) Walt Coleman should die in a fire.
An obvious exaggeration. The man made some horrible calls in a football game. Hardly something punishable by death by fire. But, Im pretty sure most people understood that. Apparently, some people take this **** seriously.
2) Walt Coleman should be thrown screaming from a helicopter
See previous explaination. You see, being thrown from a helicopter is an unusual way to die. Therefore, using it in place of say..... someone should shoot Walt Coleman adds to the exaggeration, makes it obvious that your making an attempt at humor as well. Comedians use that **** all the time. In fact, I stole that one from my personal fav George Carlin. Not that Im any spectacular comedian, but you get the point......well maybe. Maybe not. Judging by the fact a couple of people seem butthurt in this thread maybe you dont get the point even after I explain it.
3) I want to fight Charles Clay.....
NO I DONT!!!! Charles Clay would WHIP MY ASS!!!!! Charles Clay could catch the ball and hand it off to the opponent, then block other phins from making the tackle on the way to an opposing team TD and I still wouldnt fight him. My wife likes my face just how it is.
4) I hope Charles Clay catches AIDS.
No I dont. Again an exaggeration because..... **** Charles Clay. Im not very happy with the dude right now. He made a tremendously stupid mental error that couldve easily cost us the game. TBH, Im completely indifferent as to whether or not he catches AIDS, but thats much different from hoping he does. I dont hope anyone catches AIDS.
Now, Im not going to apologize for making these jokes or most other ones I make in nearly all of my threads because they are obvious jokes and none of them are over the top. Everyone shouldve understood them to be attempts at humor to begin with. If you didnt find them humorous, thats fine. To each his own. Dont laugh. Call my jokes lame. I dont give a ****. I dont claim to be a great comedian. But, they are simply jokes. And if someone is going to come in and be butthurt about it I think they may need to be the one to grow up...... or at least GET ****ing REAL!!!!!!