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    good stufff. i agree on everything except clay. im not ready to give up on him yet
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    Quote Originally Posted by finomenal View Post
    Football: played with 32 other starters.
    This. Always pisses me off when they associate a team's record with a single player. Like "Tebow winning 8 games" last year. Their D played out of their damn mind, and McGahee turned back the clock down the stretch. No telling how good we'd be if Ryan were on the team, but I'm certainly alright with Tannehill
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    Quote Originally Posted by WVDolphan View Post
    I didnt think I wouldve needed to explain this, and honestly I probably shouldnt have to, but since some people dont get it....

    ITS JOKES PEOPLE. Get it? Haha. Funny?

    Look, its an attempt at humor...

    1) Walt Coleman should die in a fire.

    An obvious exaggeration. The man made some horrible calls in a football game. Hardly something punishable by death by fire. But, Im pretty sure most people understood that. Apparently, some people take this **** seriously.

    2) Walt Coleman should be thrown screaming from a helicopter

    See previous explaination. You see, being thrown from a helicopter is an unusual way to die. Therefore, using it in place of say..... someone should shoot Walt Coleman adds to the exaggeration, makes it obvious that your making an attempt at humor as well. Comedians use that **** all the time. In fact, I stole that one from my personal fav George Carlin. Not that Im any spectacular comedian, but you get the point......well maybe. Maybe not. Judging by the fact a couple of people seem butthurt in this thread maybe you dont get the point even after I explain it.

    3) I want to fight Charles Clay.....

    NO I DONT!!!! Charles Clay would WHIP MY ASS!!!!! Charles Clay could catch the ball and hand it off to the opponent, then block other phins from making the tackle on the way to an opposing team TD and I still wouldnt fight him. My wife likes my face just how it is.

    4) I hope Charles Clay catches AIDS.

    No I dont. Again an exaggeration because..... **** Charles Clay. Im not very happy with the dude right now. He made a tremendously stupid mental error that couldve easily cost us the game. TBH, Im completely indifferent as to whether or not he catches AIDS, but thats much different from hoping he does. I dont hope anyone catches AIDS.

    Now, Im not going to apologize for making these jokes or most other ones I make in nearly all of my threads because they are obvious jokes and none of them are over the top. Everyone shouldve understood them to be attempts at humor to begin with. If you didnt find them humorous, thats fine. To each his own. Dont laugh. Call my jokes lame. I dont give a ****. I dont claim to be a great comedian. But, they are simply jokes. And if someone is going to come in and be butthurt about it I think they may need to be the one to grow up...... or at least GET ****ing REAL!!!!!!
    IMHO, your lame, warped sense of humor SUCKS. You bring things int your so called analysis which have no place in a football forum. I thought it to be sick, as opposed to funny. Perhaps, if you lost a loved one to AIDS, you may think differently. Perhaps not, which is sad.

    You appear to think very highly of yourself, not quite sure why. JMO
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    WVDolphan's Get Real - Week 5 Recap/Grades

    Quote Originally Posted by WVDolphan View Post
    I didnt think I wouldve needed to explain this, and honestly I probably shouldnt have to, but since some people dont get it....

    ITS JOKES PEOPLE. Get it? Haha. Funny?

    Look, its an attempt at humor...

    1) Walt Coleman should die in a fire.

    An obvious exaggeration. The man made some horrible calls in a football game. Hardly something punishable by death by fire. But, Im pretty sure most people understood that. Apparently, some people take this **** seriously.

    2) Walt Coleman should be thrown screaming from a helicopter

    See previous explaination. You see, being thrown from a helicopter is an unusual way to die. Therefore, using it in place of say..... someone should shoot Walt Coleman adds to the exaggeration, makes it obvious that your making an attempt at humor as well. Comedians use that **** all the time. In fact, I stole that one from my personal fav George Carlin. Not that Im any spectacular comedian, but you get the point......well maybe. Maybe not. Judging by the fact a couple of people seem butthurt in this thread maybe you dont get the point even after I explain it.

    3) I want to fight Charles Clay.....

    NO I DONT!!!! Charles Clay would WHIP MY ASS!!!!! Charles Clay could catch the ball and hand it off to the opponent, then block other phins from making the tackle on the way to an opposing team TD and I still wouldnt fight him. My wife likes my face just how it is.

    4) I hope Charles Clay catches AIDS.

    No I dont. Again an exaggeration because..... **** Charles Clay. Im not very happy with the dude right now. He made a tremendously stupid mental error that couldve easily cost us the game. TBH, Im completely indifferent as to whether or not he catches AIDS, but thats much different from hoping he does. I dont hope anyone catches AIDS.

    Now, Im not going to apologize for making these jokes or most other ones I make in nearly all of my threads because they are obvious jokes and none of them are over the top. Everyone shouldve understood them to be attempts at humor to begin with. If you didnt find them humorous, thats fine. To each his own. Dont laugh. Call my jokes lame. I dont give a ****. I dont claim to be a great comedian. But, they are simply jokes. And if someone is going to come in and be butthurt about it I think they may need to be the one to grow up...... or at least GET ****ing REAL!!!!!!
    Look@this guy ova hea. He's the Andrew Dice Clay of Finheaven! Oh!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiZFiT View Post
    Matt Ryan - 0 playoffs wins
    You must not think Marino is one of the best QBs to ever play the game, considering he never won a Super Bowl. Clearly Dilfer was better than him by your logic.





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    Quote Originally Posted by WVDolphan View Post
    I didnt think I wouldve needed to explain this, and honestly I probably shouldnt have to, but since some people dont get it....

    ITS JOKES PEOPLE. Get it? Haha. Funny?

    Look, its an attempt at humor...

    1) Walt Coleman should die in a fire.

    An obvious exaggeration. The man made some horrible calls in a football game. Hardly something punishable by death by fire. But, Im pretty sure most people understood that. Apparently, some people take this **** seriously.

    2) Walt Coleman should be thrown screaming from a helicopter

    See previous explaination. You see, being thrown from a helicopter is an unusual way to die. Therefore, using it in place of say..... someone should shoot Walt Coleman adds to the exaggeration, makes it obvious that your making an attempt at humor as well. Comedians use that **** all the time. In fact, I stole that one from my personal fav George Carlin. Not that Im any spectacular comedian, but you get the point......well maybe. Maybe not. Judging by the fact a couple of people seem butthurt in this thread maybe you dont get the point even after I explain it.

    3) I want to fight Charles Clay.....

    NO I DONT!!!! Charles Clay would WHIP MY ASS!!!!! Charles Clay could catch the ball and hand it off to the opponent, then block other phins from making the tackle on the way to an opposing team TD and I still wouldnt fight him. My wife likes my face just how it is.

    4) I hope Charles Clay catches AIDS.

    No I dont. Again an exaggeration because..... **** Charles Clay. Im not very happy with the dude right now. He made a tremendously stupid mental error that couldve easily cost us the game. TBH, Im completely indifferent as to whether or not he catches AIDS, but thats much different from hoping he does. I dont hope anyone catches AIDS.

    Now, Im not going to apologize for making these jokes or most other ones I make in nearly all of my threads because they are obvious jokes and none of them are over the top. Everyone shouldve understood them to be attempts at humor to begin with. If you didnt find them humorous, thats fine. To each his own. Dont laugh. Call my jokes lame. I dont give a ****. I dont claim to be a great comedian. But, they are simply jokes. And if someone is going to come in and be butthurt about it I think they may need to be the one to grow up...... or at least GET ****ing REAL!!!!!!
    Is this really necessary? People offended by jokes suck.
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    I texted WV six minutes into the first quarter and told him we were winning that game. It was obvious very early on. Bengals brought nothing to the table today and we didn't even play as well as we could.

    LOL @ Those Bengal trolls that wasted their week over here flapping jaws.

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    Nice write up, WV. On a side note, still a bit early, but what do you think of a possible WVU vs Alabama national championship?
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    Pass D was the biggest plus apart from the continued development of Tannehill. Still a bit of a liability but we are getting pressure on the QB, still mostly Wake though, and the coverage has improved quite a bit. Rashad Jones is turning into a playmaker.
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    Sorry WV, but everytime I see your avatar I think it's Andy Griffith. Now that's funny.
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