Welcome to FinHeaven Fans Forums! We're glad to have you here. Please feel free to browse the forum. We'd like to invite you to join our community; doing so will enable you to view additional forums and post with our other members.



VIP Members don't see these ads. Join VIP Now
Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 25

Thread: A Day Of Penis Gazeing Is Worth The Win!

Hybrid View

  1. -1
    GoonBoss's Avatar
    Finheaven Templar

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Feb 2005
    Posts:
    18,379
    vCash:
    8193
    Loc:
    Goatsville, TX
    Thanks / No Thanks

    A Day Of Penis Gazeing Is Worth The Win!



    I was strip searching hardened felons today, dreaming of the Dolphins win that was to come.

    I feel a little less dirty right now!


    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    *Raises glass of Steel Reserve*

    **** EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T LOVE MY DOLPHINS!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


    Quote Quote  

  2. -2
    AdamC13's Avatar
    Awe "Tight End" my favorite position!

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Aug 2009
    Posts:
    2,184
    vCash:
    1087
    Thanks / No Thanks
    I have never been so stumped on how to respond to a thread in my life!

    May God bless you to become a gynecologist in your next life to make up for what you do in this one.
    Quote Quote  

  3. -3
    Cali Finfan's Avatar
    Pro Bowler

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Apr 2007
    Posts:
    1,133
    vCash:
    1112
    Loc:
    Washington
    Thanks / No Thanks
    Quote Originally Posted by AdamC13 View Post
    I have never been so stumped on how to respond to a thread in my life!

    May God bless you to become a gynecologist in your next life to make up for what you do in this one.
    LMAO!!! I was thinking the same exact thing when I read this post.... Kind of gives the saying of "sausage fest" a new level...
    Quote Quote  

  4. -4
    GoonBoss's Avatar
    Finheaven Templar

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Feb 2005
    Posts:
    18,379
    vCash:
    8193
    Loc:
    Goatsville, TX
    Thanks / No Thanks
    Quote Originally Posted by AdamC13 View Post
    I have never been so stumped on how to respond to a thread in my life!

    May God bless you to become a gynecologist in your next life to make up for what you do in this one.
    I work in a maximum security male pen in Texas....For the Great BY GOD state of Texas.

    I serve my state by dealing with scumbags so vile that they have to be strip searched every
    time they leave thier cell....Or anywhere I have locked them and haven't been directly
    observing them. It's got great benefits.

    NOT a benifit is getting to watch grown men go through strip search proceedures
    probably...200 times a day or so? It's awesome.

    But today is not about me. It's about.....Me drinking Steel Reserve and
    going;

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    EAT MY PENIS BENGALS!!!!!!!!

    ---------- Post added at 08:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:23 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by The Stache99 View Post
    Well ****, I'll drink to that Duke
    Cheers to you sir.
    Quote Quote  

  5. -5
    The Stache99's Avatar
    FinHeaven VIP

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Aug 2011
    Posts:
    436
    vCash:
    2117
    Thanks / No Thanks
    Well ****, I'll drink to that Duke


    Avatar & Sig pic by: DisturbedShifty
    Quote Quote  

  6. -6
    Thumper1016's Avatar
    FinHeaven VIP

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Sep 2004
    Posts:
    2,533
    vCash:
    9581
    Loc:
    Wheatland, WY
    Thanks / No Thanks
    Playstation LogoCam Wake 91PS4 Controller2013 Dolphins Logo
    Drink one for me Goon.
    Quote Quote  

  7. -7
    Scrap's Avatar
    Hall Of Famer

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Oct 2001
    Posts:
    8,883
    vCash:
    1786
    Loc:
    Chester,Va.
    Thanks / No Thanks
    Quote Originally Posted by GoonBoss View Post


    I was strip searching hardened felons today, dreaming of the Dolphins win that was to come.

    I feel a little less dirty right now!


    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    *Raises glass of Steel Reserve*

    **** EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T LOVE MY DOLPHINS!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    You working visitation today, Goon? I work in a prison too. (Maximum security in VA) I was working on a pod getting updates from the inmates.
    Quote Quote  

  8. -8
    GoonBoss's Avatar
    Finheaven Templar

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Feb 2005
    Posts:
    18,379
    vCash:
    8193
    Loc:
    Goatsville, TX
    Thanks / No Thanks
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap View Post
    You working visitation today, Goon? I work in a prison too. (Maximum security in VA) I was working on a pod getting updates from the inmates.
    I think we've spoken before. I hear VA prisons are pretty bad in terms of staff/pay/inmate aggression.

    Nope. No visitation for me. I was hoping for medical, but, since I'm really, really, big I tend to get put on E and F pods
    in Ad Seg. I was on E pod today. Most of them are LVL 1s, so they have radios. I was also, getting the updates from
    the crooks.

    Some of them know the Dolphins are my squad were like..."BIG K! BIG K!....DOLPHINS UP 7-6!"
    Quote Quote  

  9. -9
    Scrap's Avatar
    Hall Of Famer

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Oct 2001
    Posts:
    8,883
    vCash:
    1786
    Loc:
    Chester,Va.
    Thanks / No Thanks
    Quote Originally Posted by GoonBoss View Post
    I think we've spoken before. I hear VA prisons are pretty bad in terms of staff/pay/inmate aggression.

    Nope. No visitation for me. I was hoping for medical, but, since I'm really, really, big I tend to get put on E and F pods
    in Ad Seg. I was on E pod today. Most of them are LVL 1s, so they have radios. I was also, getting the updates from
    the crooks.

    Some of them know the Dolphins are my squad were like..."BIG K! BIG K!....DOLPHINS UP 7-6!"
    I work a structured living pod, which is where they go after ad seg. They have to remain charge free for 90 days on my pod before they go back to general population. They all know I'm a Dolphins fan, so the hook me up when they see the scores or highlights. I got the 7-6 update as well. There's one guy who is a Patriots fan. I keep telling him I'm going to have to write him a charge for that. lol
    Quote Quote  

  10. -10
    PJack's Avatar
    DEPRESSED BY REALITY

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Mar 2006
    Posts:
    1,629
    vCash:
    1755
    Loc:
    CT
    Thanks / No Thanks
    Really appreciate the sacrifice Goon. Now if it's not too much trouble, we'd all really appreciate it if you would observe more felon penis on game day for the remainder of the season.
    Quote Quote  

Similar Threads

  1. Man Gets Fork Stuck In Penis
    By BAMAPHIN 22 in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 08-22-2013, 05:45 PM
  2. Thieves Steal Man's....Penis?
    By JCane in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 07-26-2012, 10:17 PM
  3. 15 y/o shoots own penis...
    By dreday in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 09-13-2009, 05:07 PM
  4. Man has Penis Amputated
    By CedarPhin in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 09-26-2008, 12:39 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •