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Thread: A Day Of Penis Gazeing Is Worth The Win!

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    A Day Of Penis Gazeing Is Worth The Win!



    I was strip searching hardened felons today, dreaming of the Dolphins win that was to come.

    I feel a little less dirty right now!


    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    *Raises glass of Steel Reserve*

    **** EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T LOVE MY DOLPHINS!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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    I have never been so stumped on how to respond to a thread in my life!

    May God bless you to become a gynecologist in your next life to make up for what you do in this one.
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    Well ****, I'll drink to that Duke


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    Quote Originally Posted by AdamC13 View Post
    I have never been so stumped on how to respond to a thread in my life!

    May God bless you to become a gynecologist in your next life to make up for what you do in this one.
    LMAO!!! I was thinking the same exact thing when I read this post.... Kind of gives the saying of "sausage fest" a new level...
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdamC13 View Post
    I have never been so stumped on how to respond to a thread in my life!

    May God bless you to become a gynecologist in your next life to make up for what you do in this one.
    I work in a maximum security male pen in Texas....For the Great BY GOD state of Texas.

    I serve my state by dealing with scumbags so vile that they have to be strip searched every
    time they leave thier cell....Or anywhere I have locked them and haven't been directly
    observing them. It's got great benefits.

    NOT a benifit is getting to watch grown men go through strip search proceedures
    probably...200 times a day or so? It's awesome.

    But today is not about me. It's about.....Me drinking Steel Reserve and
    going;

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    EAT MY PENIS BENGALS!!!!!!!!

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    Well ****, I'll drink to that Duke
    Cheers to you sir.
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    Drink one for me Goon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoonBoss View Post


    I was strip searching hardened felons today, dreaming of the Dolphins win that was to come.

    I feel a little less dirty right now!


    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    *Raises glass of Steel Reserve*

    **** EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T LOVE MY DOLPHINS!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    You working visitation today, Goon? I work in a prison too. (Maximum security in VA) I was working on a pod getting updates from the inmates.
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    Really appreciate the sacrifice Goon. Now if it's not too much trouble, we'd all really appreciate it if you would observe more felon penis on game day for the remainder of the season.
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    at least you weren't working the shower house. and I think you'll drink the memory away soon tonight bro!

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    Squat and cough all day? Damn man I thought my job sucks. However, the Zdolphins won today so it's all good!
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