Everyone that's thinking up nicknames has a very dumb idea.
I feel that I have some experience in the matter, being as I am of the
Coach Gundy school of "I'm a MAN! I'm 40!"
Here's the thing about nicknames; They are earned. They are worn on, and
worn in. And, they are worn out. Very few people earn a nickname in a few weeks.
It usually takes a while.
Lets just see what this guys is holding before we start doling out nicknames.
ETA; **** you guys I'm drunk.