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    Halloween is for socialists

    How else can you explain this silly holiday. This day is for teaching kids how to go door to door asking for stuff and expecting handouts. Get off of my porch you wannabe king of the jungle. Lions aren't supposed to be cute. Get out in the streets and beg with the rest of the poors if that's how you plan on growing up. Sheesh.
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    All the poors carpool together to the nicer neighborhoods in my town. You see dozens of old clunkers lined up along side of the road where the neighborhood begins. I really wish the police would do something about this.

    I wind up giving more candy to poors than to the nice kids that live here who I expect to treat nicely for not riding their bikes in my yard. Besides, you know the poor kids' parents take most of the candy, trade it to the fat lady in the hood for food stamps, then trade the food stamps for bad pot.
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    Dov, you shouldn't turn the kids away like that. That's messed up. You should give them pencils and toothbrushes instead to send the right message. Lord knows the poors can't afford those things anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by COphinphan89 View Post
    Dov, you shouldn't turn the kids away like that. That's messed up. You should give them pencils and toothbrushes instead to send the right message. Lord knows the poors can't afford those things anyway.
    I can't go against my strict beliefs by giving free stuff to the poor. My wife and I were sitting around last night watching Smokey and the Bandit on Blu-ray when our doorbell rang. Our housekeeper had left for the evening by that time and I had to get up and answer the door myself. Some mid thirties mom and her two little boys were on my front porch. They said trick or treat and I told them that we don't celebrate the devil's holiday in the DuPont household and then I told the mom that she should be ashamed of herself for dressing up as a parent. Then I asked her how she got past the off duty police officer at the community gate. She tried to give me some lip about how I don't know if she lives in this development or not. I laughed in her face and told her I knew she didn't live here and pointed at her PT Cruiser as evidence of that. Told her she needed to leave my property before I called the police chief who is a good family friend. Anyhoo, I tossed her brats a couple of individually wrapped dog biscuits and turned my lawn sprinklers on before closing my door. I told everyone this story at our morning meeting today and they all got a good chuckle out of this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dovahkiin View Post
    How else can you explain this silly holiday. This day is for teaching kids how to go door to door asking for stuff and expecting handouts. Get off of my porch you wannabe king of the jungle. Lions aren't supposed to be cute. Get out in the streets and beg with the rest of the poors if that's how you plan on growing up. Sheesh.
    Why don't you convince them to trade their good candy for some cheap knockoff stuff? A lesson in capitalism that you know their parents will neglect to teach them.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dovahkiin View Post
    How else can you explain this silly holiday. This day is for teaching kids how to go door to door asking for stuff and expecting handouts. Get off of my porch you wannabe king of the jungle. Lions aren't supposed to be cute. Get out in the streets and beg with the rest of the poors if that's how you plan on growing up. Sheesh.
    I don't know if this has been asked before?

    But are you for real? You are like some sort of gimmicky caricature.

    Bless the anonymity of the Internet where we can be whatever we want to be!
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    Quote Originally Posted by trojanma View Post
    I don't know if this has been asked before?

    But are you for real? You are like some sort of gimmicky caricature.

    Bless the anonymity of the Internet where we can be whatever we want to be!
    I'd like to know as well



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    Quote Originally Posted by trojanma View Post
    I don't know if this has been asked before?

    But are you for real? You are like some sort of gimmicky caricature.

    Bless the anonymity of the Internet where we can be whatever we want to be!
    Why wouldn't I be real? You think some drone is posting on a message board? You can be anonymous in everyday life as well. I don't know who you are if I pass you on the street. And if you're so anonymous on the Internet and can be whatever you want to be then boy do I feel sorry for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dovahkiin View Post
    Why wouldn't I be real? You think some drone is posting on a message board? You can be anonymous in everyday life as well. I don't know who you are if I pass you on the street. And if you're so anonymous on the Internet and can be whatever you want to be then boy do I feel sorry for you.
    So you mean to tell me you are some sort of uber wealthy titan of industry that spends his free time: playing video games(dovahkiin?), posting on message boards, and berating poor people?
    Riiight

    Anyway I am not going to burst your bubble you obviously bring a lot of amusement to this mb with your knockoff Montgomery Burns online avatar.

    And by the small chance that you are real hubris filled CEO.
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