Good call dovahkiin. I was giving out photos of my American Express centurion card with all the benefits you get with it written on the back to the kiddies. It was my hope that, at a young age, I could show them what hard work and initiative could give them. While their fat, welfare leeching, obama voting, candy stealing parents are a lost cause, I can only hope my actions will help the kids realize that their future is in their hands.
"Anyhoo, I tossed her brats a couple of individually wrapped dog biscuits and turned my lawn sprinklers on" lol I could only imagine the look on their faces
You should have told those kids to scram. Simply because someone lives in a nice home in a nice gated development, others think they can freely come and knock on my front door thinking I'm gonna share my Godiva and Ghirardelli chocolates with them. Not a chance. I'm a nice guy but I have my limits. I once had a beer on the back deck with my landscapers though.
Sounds about right to me, you give me candy old **** or I'll **** in a bag and light it on fire on your porch. Twenty years later, let me take your money for awhile and after I'm done with it I'll give you back your money plus 8% but if I crap out don't worry the government will pay you back what you are owed.
"Frank's Redhot - I Put That **** On Everything!" ~ Ethel
Anyway I am not going to burst your bubble you obviously bring a lot of amusement to this mb with your knockoff Montgomery Burns online avatar.
And by the small chance that you are real hubris filled CEO.
I have a movie pick for you
"the queen of versailles"
I love any holiday that involves chocolate! Lit bit of riesling and drizzle that **** everywhere, sit back and let her go to town with the tongue!
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.