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    Good call dovahkiin. I was giving out photos of my American Express centurion card with all the benefits you get with it written on the back to the kiddies. It was my hope that, at a young age, I could show them what hard work and initiative could give them. While their fat, welfare leeching, obama voting, candy stealing parents are a lost cause, I can only hope my actions will help the kids realize that their future is in their hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by COphinphan89 View Post
    Dov, you shouldn't turn the kids away like that. That's messed up. You should give them pencils and toothbrushes instead to send the right message. Lord knows the poors can't afford those things anyway.
    I can't go against my strict beliefs by giving free stuff to the poor. My wife and I were sitting around last night watching Smokey and the Bandit on Blu-ray when our doorbell rang. Our housekeeper had left for the evening by that time and I had to get up and answer the door myself. Some mid thirties mom and her two little boys were on my front porch. They said trick or treat and I told them that we don't celebrate the devil's holiday in the DuPont household and then I told the mom that she should be ashamed of herself for dressing up as a parent. Then I asked her how she got past the off duty police officer at the community gate. She tried to give me some lip about how I don't know if she lives in this development or not. I laughed in her face and told her I knew she didn't live here and pointed at her PT Cruiser as evidence of that. Told her she needed to leave my property before I called the police chief who is a good family friend. Anyhoo, I tossed her brats a couple of individually wrapped dog biscuits and turned my lawn sprinklers on before closing my door. I told everyone this story at our morning meeting today and they all got a good chuckle out of this.
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    "Anyhoo, I tossed her brats a couple of individually wrapped dog biscuits and turned my lawn sprinklers on" lol I could only imagine the look on their faces
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    Quote Originally Posted by trojanma View Post
    I don't know if this has been asked before?

    But are you for real? You are like some sort of gimmicky caricature.

    Bless the anonymity of the Internet where we can be whatever we want to be!
    Why wouldn't I be real? You think some drone is posting on a message board? You can be anonymous in everyday life as well. I don't know who you are if I pass you on the street. And if you're so anonymous on the Internet and can be whatever you want to be then boy do I feel sorry for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry_Bagpipe View Post
    Good call dovahkiin. I was giving out photos of my American Express centurion card with all the benefits you get with it written on the back to the kiddies. It was my hope that, at a young age, I could show them what hard work and initiative could give them. While their fat, welfare leeching, obama voting, candy stealing parents are a lost cause, I can only hope my actions will help the kids realize that their future is in their hands.

    You should have told those kids to scram. Simply because someone lives in a nice home in a nice gated development, others think they can freely come and knock on my front door thinking I'm gonna share my Godiva and Ghirardelli chocolates with them. Not a chance. I'm a nice guy but I have my limits. I once had a beer on the back deck with my landscapers though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dovahkiin View Post
    How else can you explain this silly holiday. This day is for teaching kids how to go door to door asking for stuff and expecting handouts. Get off of my porch you wannabe king of the jungle. Lions aren't supposed to be cute. Get out in the streets and beg with the rest of the poors if that's how you plan on growing up. Sheesh.
    Sounds like a bunch of future young business men after all 95% of business men don't do anything. All they do is trade the fuit of the working mans labor and try to take as much money out as possible before passing the debet onto the the bottom 90% of the tax payer base.

    Sounds about right to me, you give me candy old **** or I'll **** in a bag and light it on fire on your porch. Twenty years later, let me take your money for awhile and after I'm done with it I'll give you back your money plus 8% but if I crap out don't worry the government will pay you back what you are owed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dovahkiin View Post
    Why wouldn't I be real? You think some drone is posting on a message board? You can be anonymous in everyday life as well. I don't know who you are if I pass you on the street. And if you're so anonymous on the Internet and can be whatever you want to be then boy do I feel sorry for you.
    So you mean to tell me you are some sort of uber wealthy titan of industry that spends his free time: playing video games(dovahkiin?), posting on message boards, and berating poor people?
    Riiight

    Anyway I am not going to burst your bubble you obviously bring a lot of amusement to this mb with your knockoff Montgomery Burns online avatar.

    And by the small chance that you are real hubris filled CEO.
    I have a movie pick for you
    "the queen of versailles"
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    Quote Originally Posted by trojanma View Post
    So you mean to tell me you are some sort of uber wealthy titan of industry that spends his free time: playing video games(dovahkiin?), posting on message boards, and berating poor people?
    Riiight

    Anyway I am not going to burst your bubble you obviously bring a lot of amusement to this mb with your knockoff Montgomery Burns online avatar.

    And by the small chance that you are real hubris filled CEO.
    I have a movie pick for you
    "the queen of versailles"
    That's exactly what I mean to tell you. I've been here since 2004 and I've had the same name so I'm not sure what you're getting at with the video game reference. Like I've said before, perhaps someone with my connections knows a few people in high places of other companies. Perhaps. I guess in your world it's pretty uncommon for rich people to discover the well hidden internet or berate a few poor people in their lifetime. Seems highly unlikely that this could ever happen. Montgomery Burns avatar? Pretty sure that's the 45ht President of the United States, Willard Mitt Romney.
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