Alright here's the first look for those that care.

1. Kansas City 1-7 SOS .504
2. Jacksonville 1-7 SOS .553
3. Cleveland 2-7 SOS .492
4. Carolina 2-6 SOS .534
5. St. Louis (from Wash.) 3-6 SOS .492
6. Tennessee 3-6 SOS .554
7. Cincinnati 3-5 SOS .447
8. Oakland 3-5 SOS .450
9. Buffalo 3-5 SOS .462
10. Philadelphia 3-5 SOS .485
11. Dallas 3-5 SOS .500
12. Jets 3-5 SOS .511
13. New Orleans 3-5 SOS .519
14. St. Louis 3-5 SOS .582
15. Arizona 4-5 SOS .576
16. San Diego 4-4 SOS .438
17. Tampa Bay 4-4 SOS .473
18. Miami 4-4 SOS .473
19. Detroit 4-4 SOS .600
20. Seattle 5-4 SOS .515
21. Minnesota 5-4 SOS .560
22. Pittsburgh 5-3 SOS .421
23. Indianapolis 5-3 SOS .466
24. Denver 5-3 SOS .473
25. New England 5-3 SOS .496
26. Giants 6-3 SOS .477
27. Green Bay 6-3 SOS .560
28. Baltimore 6-2 SOS .455
29. San Francisco 6-2 SOS .519
30. Houston 7-1 SOS .500
31. Chicago 7-1 SOS .511
32. Atlanta 8-0 SOS .412

Obviously this doesn't factor in playoffs and super bowl teams but it's really early. Also, those picks from Indy in the 2nd and Chicago in the 3rd are looking a lot later in the draft than any of us hoped for.