Welcome to FinHeaven Fans Forums! We're glad to have you here. Please feel free to browse the forum. We'd like to invite you to join our community; doing so will enable you to view additional forums and post with our other members.



VIP Members don't see these ads. Join VIP Now
Page 4 of 4 FirstFirst 1234
Results 31 to 37 of 37

Thread: The "REAL" reason we lost games in 2012

  1. -31
    realdolphin's Avatar
    Starter

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Feb 2006
    Posts:
    998
    vCash:
    2435
    Thanks / No Thanks
    The only thing I know is that no team was interested in ochocinco after philbin released him . so he must know what he is doing.
    Quote Quote  

  2. -32
    ITS!MATEO's Avatar
    Perennial All-Pro

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Mar 2008
    Posts:
    3,042
    vCash:
    6987
    Thanks / No Thanks
    What council??
    2014 Mock Draft

    1. Zack Martin - OT/OG - Notre Dame
    2. Chris Borland - ILB - Wisconsin
    3. C.J. Fiedeorowicz - TE - Iowa
    4. Trai Turner - OG - LSU
    5. Brandon Thomas - OT/OG - Clemson
    6. Storm Johnson - RB - South Florida
    7. Calvin Barnett - DT - Oklahoma State



    Quote Quote  

  3. -33
    MDFINFAN's Avatar
    Reach for the Stars

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    May 2002
    Posts:
    21,342
    vCash:
    1330
    Loc:
    Maryland
    Thanks / No Thanks
    Quote Originally Posted by Wildbill3 View Post
    It all starts with our leadership council of Bush, Dansby, and Long. They were extremely mad when we cut ocho. I think the coaching staff lost the team right then and there and never gained it back. That fateful day in Philbin's office they were completely and totally at a loss why ocho was cut. The explaination given to them over this decision was extremely unsatisfing, and even though they gave lip service (not that kind you pervert) to philbin, they started to form a plan for the downfall of the 2012 dolphins.
    I imagine that somewhere, probably in Reggie Bush's now empty room, his game controller still paused on a FIFA game, growing cold and unused, as a sort of memorial for the time Chad and Reggie were talking smack and quite possibly about just how the reality of Kim's ass was great to look at but the cottage cheese didn't really taste like cottage cheese in a disappointing kind of way...
    The first meeting of the super leadership council was now taking place... Jake, Karlos, and Reggie are huddled around each other, each pondering thier purpose on the team that had only recently lost thier trust.
    "Well, now what?" asked Karlos, always the first to break the silence.
    "...and then Kim asked me if I really liked how her toes tasted, and I told her..."
    "Reggie what the **** man, it's like Butterball Ryan is in here talking to us" Jake hurredly interupted Reggie.
    "Shortie, if it was Butterball Ryan in here telling the story, don't you think you'd be involved somehow? probably with your finger stuck way up my ass?" Reggie shot back.
    "Guys, we need to focus. If this team, or more to the point, if the coaching staff and Jeff Fireland doesn't respect the established players on this team enough to support one of us when times get rough, then we need to come up with a plan that makes them respect us." Dansby said ignoring the exchange between Reggie and Jake.
    "Karlos, man, I don't know, should we really be calling Jeff "Fireland?" That seems really disrespecful"
    "Jake, stop kissing his ass, he's not even in this room."
    "Yeah, but ..."
    "Did someone say butt? Man Kim has a really great ass"
    "REGGIE!!!" Shouted Karlos and Jake in unison.
    "Sorry Guys!"
    "Respect? Nah, I don't care much about that, and I don't care about money, i've earned a lot, but my faith in coaches is really low guys. First you got Sparano ball, and I get put out there in the last preseason game? Then we trade Brandon, don't draft anyone to replace him, and then just when I think we're getting somewhere with Ocho replacing him..."
    "Replacing Brandon? You're kidding right? Sean was punking him in practice." interrupted Reggie
    "Yeah, I gotta tell you I like the way the defense is shaping up, and Vonte is starting to get it, I tell you, I don't want to do anything to ruin what we're building on D. But if something happened to one of the D, like you guys just went through on the O, like what if we trade one of our top players on D for peanuts and we don't bring in someone to replace that player? I'd go beserk." Karlos said after some soul searching.
    "Karlos, ok so you say it's going to take one more thing for you to go forward with making the coaches pay?" Jake asked raising his eyebrow and running a hand through his circa brady 2007 hair.
    "I wonder if buffalo women are built like Kim?"
    Both Jake and Karlos eyed Reggie with quizzical eyes.
    "Ok... Jake, I think we need to conclude this meeting and leave Reggie with his cell phone memories of Kim"
    "His cell phone? Nah as soon as we leave he's going to pretend he's Ray J."
    Jake and Karlos quietly left the room and as they closed the door, they pretended they didn't hear Reggie's crying and tried their best to ignore Reggie screaming "Kim how could you?!? Ray J? Seriously? Wait... hey this isn't bad..."
    ***Thirteen Days Later***
    Super Leadership Council meeting is in order.
    "Feed the Wolf!" Reggie, Jake and Karlos yell in unison.
    "Ok, here is what i'm thinking, Reggie, REGGIE!!! Pay attention, I want you to play about three good games, get some good will going, then just when people start to believe you are capable of running with authority, you start that dancing around thing in the backfield that you tend to do. Karlos, I want you to be you, look all intense, but you need to fake it a bit longer, say six or seven weeks in I want you to start missing tackles, and start getting lost in traffic. Oh, and do NOT make any real attempt to get an interception, just kinda bat down every ball thrown your way. Pass the word to the rest of the D that getting interceptions should be avoided, tell them to just knock the ball down every time. But to really throw them off, don't let the tight ends catch anything on you, that worked for helping us get rid of Sparano, but Philbin isn't getting fired this year, so our revenge is going to take longer."
    "Ok Jake, but what are you going to do to sabotage the O?" asked Karlos.
    "Me? I'm going to play really, really, really good. Like, ninty-five percent of the time. Then just when that young Rookie starts getting comfortable, i'm going to let the speed guy slip by and just clobber him. Those blindside hits add up quick and will completely ruin a Quarterback's trust in the pocket."
    "Guys do you think we can include Naane in on this sabotage plan?" asked Reggie.
    Raising an eyebrow Jake cracks a smile and asks "What did you have in mind Reggie?"
    "Ok how about this, We tell him, that he needs to block, just like he's done in camp, but that he's not allowed to catch ANYTHING throw his way, and then after a few games of dropping everything, he's allowed to catch one, but to add insult to injury, he needs to fumble the one ball he does catch." Reggie said with a sly grin.
    "Brilliant!" said Jake and Karlos excitedly.
    "You know Reggie after that nazi comment a while back I was really starting to worry about you, but man, you totally redeemed yourself!" Karlos added.
    "I miss Kim"
    "I miss Kim too..." Karlos said.
    "What?! shouted Reggie.
    "Guys Let's call it a night..." Jake broke in trying to stop the tension.
    "FEED THE WOLF!!!"

    ***fade to black***
    Not bad WB, not bad at all...I do see people who raise themselves as self leaders and philbin doesn't recognize them as such as good as gone.. just sayin..
    Quote Quote  

  4. -34
    Alm1ghty's Avatar
    Starter

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Oct 2011
    Posts:
    202
    vCash:
    1262
    Loc:
    VA
    Thanks / No Thanks
    Lol I was thinking about this thead a few minutes ago. Hehe
    Quote Quote  

  5. -35
    Wildbill3's Avatar
    Misery Loves Company

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Dec 2001
    Posts:
    25,014
    vCash:
    3776
    Loc:
    Kentucky
    Thanks / No Thanks
    Rebel AllianceSuperman logoXbox LogoPlaystation LogoSnakes!
    you know what, i'm bumping this. where's the leadership council now?

    Quote Quote  

  6. -36
    BlueFin's Avatar
    Seer of Visions

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Jun 2004
    Posts:
    12,788
    vCash:
    7424
    Loc:
    Weeki Wachee, Florida
    Thanks / No Thanks
    I think thats a good point Bill. I see part of it as a combination of Philbin being a new head coach and the pressure of "Hard Knocks" cameras rolling. It does make a lot of sense in light of the departure of all those players involved.

    I am going to give Philbin a rookie pass on it though, and hope he learned a lesson from it going forward.
    Jay Fiedler can take his'n and lose to your'n.....or take your'n and lose to his'n.

    Quote Quote  

  7. -37
    hooshoops's Avatar
    Ryan tannehill...like a boss

    Status:
    Offline
    WPA:
    Join date:
    Jul 2008
    Posts:
    32,353
    vCash:
    33054
    Loc:
    richmond va
    Thanks / No Thanks
    we lost games in 2012 cause we lacked scheme fits for coyles defense at lb and corner and we didn't have anything at tight end or wr that scared defenses...especially wr...

    no one to keep defenses honest
    hoops scoops 2012 season ..."in 2014 ryan tannehill etches his name in stone amongst the games elite qbs"..."ryan tannehill and andrew luck will carry the afc for the next decade plus the way peyton manning and tom brady have this last decade plus"
    Quote Quote  

Similar Threads

  1. The real reason we lost...
    By pocketacesaa23 in forum Miami Dolphins Forum
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 11-04-2012, 09:13 PM
  2. The real reason we lost
    By Jeep in forum Miami Dolphins Forum
    Replies: 39
    Last Post: 12-06-2010, 11:47 AM
  3. The real reason we lost.
    By CedarPhin in forum Miami Dolphins Forum
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 09-28-2010, 02:25 AM
  4. The REAL reason we lost!
    By raving in forum Miami Dolphins Forum
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: 10-17-2005, 01:37 AM
  5. The Real Reason we lost games this year
    By Jaj in forum Miami Dolphins Forum
    Replies: 38
    Last Post: 01-20-2005, 04:35 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •