Come on Obama, that meme was soooo 4 months ago.
“Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn't seem right.”
The girl in blue in the background is definitely not 15 or 16, and looks doable. Hot sugar momma...?
"Well, I guess in 2016 we're undefeated.....
.....hopefully we can stay undefeated.”
Dolphin’s owner Stephen Ross, January 4, 2016 after a season ending win; Dolphins finished 6-10; no playoff appearance
"....if there is activity in the ball prior to the rubbing action....
Bill Belichick, Sat Jan 24, 2015
"You may think that you are some kind of god to these people. But we both know what you really are."
"What's that? A criminal?"
"Worse. A politician."
Source: Under The Dome
According to the official USA Gymnastics website, McKayla Maroney was born 12-09-95. Whatever you do, don't get blood on your clown suit.