Management didn't ask me to do this at all, but the knee jerking on the main boards is beyond ridiculous. Are you tired of seeing ridiculous thread after ridiculous thread? Do you realize that you just don't pop a rookie QB in the microwave and he becomes an All-Pro in 30 seconds?

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