Whether its your ass in the seat or somebody elses they are still supporting the team, thats what you're all about right, supporting the team? Your money would be directly helping to support the team. I'm willing to do it, I guess by your own logic that makes me a better fan than you, yeah?
Just quit now with the idea of having others pay for things for you. Are you going to raise your children to look for handouts and not work for what they want? Your idea is ridiculous, I would suggest you not pursue this anymore.