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The Contortionist: Language I: Intuition
Just found this on Jeff Ireland's Wikipedia page. I found it funny.
At Baylor, Ireland was known for making difficult kicks but missing the easy ones. Against Rice University in 1991, for example, he made a 58-yard field goal, then missed field goals of 43, 45, and 27 yards. Baylor, a 20.5 point favorite, lost the game by three points. Baylor was ranked 8th in the Associated Press poll at that time, and has never been ranked that high since.
M: "Tyler, is the oven broken? Its taking forever to...whats its called? When it gets hot?"
T: "Not that I know of. It took a regular amount of time when I cooked my lunch. How hot is it set?"
T: "Thats gonna take a couple minutes"
2 Minutes later...
M: "Dude this is ridiculous. Ive had it on for 4 or 5 minutes now."
T: "You serious? This isnt a top of the line oven. It doesnt preheat to 375 in 2 minutes. So when you first asked, it had only been like 2 minutes?"
M: "Yeah. That sucks. I didnt know it would take this long. This oven is ****."
I dont want to live on this planet anymore.
Girl scout cookies for sale in front of Wal-Mart.
but when the trumpets blew again and the knights charged, the name they cried was "Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!"
Originally Posted by King Stannis Baratheon