1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
This way to the polls:
I was in one of the pods about two hours ago working on a computer.
Just sitting there, doing some work, minding my own business.
Inmate tries to hang himself by tying his bed sheet around his neck and the railing.
Dude climbed up over the rail and jumped like a boss. He meant business.
Two officers hit the panic button and went in to the pod after him, then an army of officers came in to assist.
I grabbed my **** and got the **** up out of there.
Place was on lockdown for over an hour.
I need a raise.
That's when the two officers bolted in and hit the panic button. About 30 seconds later a flood of officers from all over came pouring in. I grabbed my coat and headed towards the door. Went and hung out in the pod across the hall until it was all over. Place was on lockdown for over an hour. I couldn't go anywhere.