More Smug than Birthday Dog
That reminds me...
Originally Posted by JCane
About 2 weeks back me and my best friend over this way had these two girls over by his place. One of them he has kinda been seeing and the other one was this girl's friend. I figured I had a decent shot at getting something because of math and such, so I was looking forward to meeting this girl. Within 3 minutes of meeting her she is talking about this picture of herself she put up on instagram and how she needs at least 10 likes. Me and my boy naturally think shes joking.
Anyway, my friend's girl decides that we should a round or two play beer pong and wants to do it them vs us. That sounds fun and has good **** talking potential so we set everything up and start playing. This second girl is totally zoned out the whole time we are trying to play because she is checking her phone constantly to check and see if anyone else liked her picture. Like literally every 2 or 3 minutes and to make matters worse she is bitching that people arent liking it. She proceeds to start texting people telling them to go like her picture. Me and my friend are just dumbfounded. I mean shes just totally ignoring us, her friend, everyone because she is legit worried about her like count on a damn instagram picture.
I think at that point we both realized that she was an annoying, childish cvnt and started just mercilessly mocking her. About everything. After we got done with instagram mocking it somehow came up that she likes to cook. Joked about that. Just full on dick mode. The knockout punch was when she actually started cooking for her and her friend. I walked over to the stove. She asks what Im doing. I said I was just checking up to make sure she was doing it right. Obviously a joke and not that cruel at all but I think after so many body blows she just broke down. She left crying.
Pretty sure she probably ****ed the first guy she saw after she left to try repair whatever kind of fragile self esteem and confidence she had. Talk about insecure. Im not one to pull dick moves like that, but I honestly dont even think its that dickish to do that t someone who is in your (well, my friend's) place and acts completely disrespectful by not even attempting to care about other people.
Didnt have sex. Didnt even feel bad.