1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes is verifying their authenticity."
The NEW Front Office Plan
for our Miami Dolphins:
-Hire the FH Staff, ad hoc.
... Could we really do worse?!?
(I'll accept the newly created position of beverage consultant)
Just finished a brutal semester and rewarded myself by pooping in the handicapped stall. Automatic flusher stopped working midway through too.
LOL at how the Jets just lost.
They get the ball on the Titans' 25 after a 19 yard punt and buttfumble fumbles the snap and the Titans recover.
Gang Green is back up!
J just dropped the post of the year in the LOL at the Jets thread. Sheer hilarity.
It's incredible that nyjunk continues to rational the failures that the Jets have year after year after year.
At least I'm capable of admitting that the Dolphins are a terrible football team and an even worse franchise with lousy fan support. You'd think that just once he'd admit it out loud as well.
What a fraud.