More Smug than Birthday Dog
Theres this dude that will ask me questions and then I spend no less than 3 minutes trying to answer it, no matter how basic. Not because the questions require a long explanation. Not because he is dumb. Simply because I have never once got the entire answer out before he cuts me off and guess what he thinks Im about to say, followed by me re-interrupting him to tell him what Im really saying, followed by him getting confused between what he is rambling about and the answer to his question I just gave him. Unreal. Like it just took me 3 or 4 minutes to tell him that the Bank of America ATM near us doesnt need an envelope for deposits and can spit out $10 bills.