More Smug than Birthday Dog
M: "Tyler, is the oven broken? Its taking forever to...whats its called? When it gets hot?"
T: "Not that I know of. It took a regular amount of time when I cooked my lunch. How hot is it set?"
T: "Thats gonna take a couple minutes"
2 Minutes later...
M: "Dude this is ridiculous. Ive had it on for 4 or 5 minutes now."
T: "You serious? This isnt a top of the line oven. It doesnt preheat to 375 in 2 minutes. So when you first asked, it had only been like 2 minutes?"
M: "Yeah. That sucks. I didnt know it would take this long. This oven is ****."
I dont want to live on this planet anymore.