Why, I can smile, and murder while I smile,
And cry 'Content' to that which grieves my heart,
And wet my cheeks with artificial tears,
And frame my face to all occasions.
I can add colours to the chameleon,
Change shapes with Proteus for advantages,
And set the murderous Machiavel to school.
Can I do this, and cannot get a crown?
Watching the stream for the Ultra Music Festival...
I love this city.
Full Valandui mode going on in the tiebreaker thread. Get there now.
From TMB. I lost.
My favorite story my dad tells is when he encountered a gibbon...now the only creature on Earth he wishes wiped off the planet. He used to work at a fence company, and got called do a repair to the lock on a chain link enclosure. It turns out it was some guy's homemade gibbon cage. My dad didn't need to go inside, just work on the lock on the outside. But the ****ing gibbon kept running up to the door and shaking it like crazy. My dad says he finally just screamed at it and it ran off to a corner. He presumed he was just scared and that's why the gibbon turned his back to him. Nope. The gibbon jerked off and then threw his jizz all over my dad through the door. He grabbed a water hose and just soaked the **** out of it. He said this was in like October, so he always says "I hope that ****ing gibbon froze to death." Any time we went to the zoo in my life and passed the gibbons, my dad would always through out a few choice insults
Was it's name Miggs?
You should call his dad "Clarice"
1) Win the next game.
2) See #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
"Lucille" is my BanHammer!!!
Vaark has walked away from my GET REAL challenge tonight.
I call upon my brethren to smite his arse.