Two Little Debbies and a cup of coffee
His punishment should be for him to be involved in a real life recreation of some ****ty video game in which he dies a slow, painful death. Im sure you guys could think of a game that would be just right. All of the other characters could be violent felons. Give the guy no weapons or anything.
Oh wait.... nevermind. I got it.
Put him in a real life game of Mike Tyson's punch out. Old school. He is little Mac. Pretend he already beat Super Macho Man and has advanced to the championship match vs. Tyson. Put it on pay per view..... raise some money for kids or something useful. That is all.
When thats over, since the mother apparently tried to help cover this **** up, let her go on a little date with Tyson. She can play the role of an Indiana beauty pagent contestant.