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    Man in Romney mask robs bank



    In only the second strangest Romney sighting this week, a man wearing a mask depicting the former Republican presidential candidate was caught on camera robbing a Wells Fargo bank in Sterling, Va.

    Local officials haven't said how much money the fake Romney had stolen.

    Investigators called the robbery unusual because the suspect, dressed in a Florida State sweatshirt and wielding a gun, spent more time than normal inside the bank. The robber held up all five tellersóleaving only the cash at the drive-through window untouched, according to NBC-4 TV in Washington, D.C.

    Strangely, it's not the first time this bank branch has been held up by a famous face. As the local NBC affiliate notes, a robber wearing a Hillary Clinton mask held up the same bank two years ago.
    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/m...-politics.html

    Even without reading the article i probably could have guessed the guy was wearing some type of FSU memorabilia.

    Anyways, there has to be all sorts of political statements attached to this. Jokes, commence!
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    He stole 47 dollars
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    Quote Originally Posted by Awsi Dooger View Post
    He stole 47 dollars


    This robbery caused the bank to hire more security guards, futher cementing Romney's legacy as a job creator.
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    He didn't steal the money, it self deported into his bag.
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